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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Test Ride Masturbation month is almost over, go out with a gooey bang

Posted By on Wed, May 27, 2009 at 1:20 PM

In case you didn't know,  May is the month for celebrating solo love. That's right, masturbation has its own month.

Read all about it here --Masturbation month.

There is less than a week left in May and you should celebrate the month with a great few days of self love.

Use these tools and you may never want a partner again.

  1. The Hitachi Magic Wand.
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    For a woman, this is the ultimate vibrator. Not only will you get off, you will more than likely need to change your sheets.

  2. The Oralizer.
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    Who says you need someone to give you a blow job? With this toy and a lot of lube, you can have the BJ of your life without having to talk about  life and love afterwards.

  3. Alexis Amore's Vibrating pussy and ass.
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    Forget your partner as you fuck a porn star.

  4. The Art Deco Ac/Dc double dong.
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    Have the threesome you've always dreamed about all by yourself.

Masturbation month should give you something other than an orgasm, it should give you  a sense of yourself. So when you hook up with your partner again, you will know what to tell him or her to get you off.

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