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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Hard News Some good news for Tiger Woods ... finally

Posted By on Thu, Jun 17, 2010 at 4:01 PM

I imagine Tiger Woods kissed a DNA tester today. And then there are other things I imagine he did to said worker, particularly if the worker was female and blond, but I digress.

Here's why Tiger is happy about DNA test results: Earlier this week, news "leaked" that he was the father of a child with Devon James. As Maury Povich would say, turns out that's a lie.

A DNA test has proved that Tiger Woods did NOT father the porn star’s 9-year-old son!

According to TMZ reports:

A source handling the situation tells TMZ the DNA test was performed in 2002, as part of “an ongoing child support battle.”

We’re told although the DNA test excludes Tiger, it establishes to a reasonable certainty who fathered the boy — a guy from Florida.

Here's hoping that the soon to be single Tiger Woods will use protection when he's laying the wood in the future.

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