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Thursday, January 8, 2015
Mingling in the Queen City Mixed messages
Posted By Shameika René on Thu, Jan 8, 2015 at 3:20 PM
Happy New Year! I hope 2015 turns out to be the one where people finally learn the art of dating. But of course, this post has nothing to do with that.
Jake and Pam met in college and started a relationship. After they graduated, they decided to continue dating, although Jake ended up living in Charlotte and Pam in Virginia. Jake says Pam had a "no sex before marriage" policy — *high five for you, Pam!* — and that he really liked her, so he was OK with waiting.
In the meantime, Jake began a friendship with his co-worker Erin. During downtime at the office, he and Erin would frequently give each other dating advice and joke around that if they were both single, they could just date each other. Insert Michael Jackson’s song "Dangerous" here. But Jake claims that while he was attracted to her, he felt Erin was out of his league, so he was cool with being in the dreaded friend zone.
One weekend, Erin invited Jake to come along with her and her parents on a day trip to the mountains. You already know this isn't going to end well. Who goes on a trip with another woman's family?
Near the end of the getaway, Erin kissed Jake when her parents weren’t around, and informed Jake, as she went in for the titty squeeze hug, that she had a crush on him.
Allow me to interrupt this story to offer an explainer about the different types of hugs.
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Sexercise with yoga ball dildos 1
The sexercise machine you would watch an hour-long infomercial on.
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South Carolina catches hell, but umm, it's deserved. Man arrested for having sex in a museum 1
Only in South Carolina. . .
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I meant to come up with this: How to have sex in a Snuggie
