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Comment Archives: stories: Film

Re: “Swiss Army Man stinks on ice

Heh, sounds like CG44 enjoys molesting women!

15 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by BB8 on 07/04/2016 at 6:10 PM

Re: “Swiss Army Man stinks on ice

"By the end, it becomes apparent that this has basically been a dude-bro movie about a stunted man-boy with both a penchant for scatological situations and a firm belief that harassing uninterested women is his God-given right as an American male."

Where did you even come up with the last part? What? I'm guessing you are, in fact, the dude-bro and have never dealt with real depression or loneliness. Must be nice in that ivory tower.

11 likes, 32 dislikes
Posted by CG44 on 07/04/2016 at 1:46 AM

Re: “The Legend of Tarzan: Hollywood & Vine

It worked for The Jungle Book though.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Zach on 07/02/2016 at 7:18 PM

Re: “The Legend of Tarzan: Hollywood & Vine

Probably won't be seeing this based on your review. How could they make a Tarzan film with no live animals? What a disappointment....

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Andrew Rawls on 07/01/2016 at 1:29 PM

Re: “The Shallows: Step Lively

Matt you did good on Shallows, it wasn't award winner but did good job keepng your eyes glued to screen

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Joe g on 06/28/2016 at 12:28 AM

Re: “All's bare in loveless Warcraft

June 12, 2016 , Warcraft The Beginning is officially the #1 movie in the world. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/comscore-announces-official-worldwide-box-194700987.html

0 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by adohi on 06/12/2016 at 10:00 PM

Re: “Popstar: This Is Spinal Sap

Why was 8

0 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by Garth Vader on 06/12/2016 at 9:54 PM

Re: “The Conjuring 2: Anarchy in the U.K.

No way this compares to the original, I was laughing through half of it! Maybe it was the British accents, I don't know but it didn't get scary till almost the end! It was very disappointing.

0 likes, 8 dislikes
Posted by Elizabeth Snead on 06/11/2016 at 11:02 PM

Re: “Popstar: This Is Spinal Sap

The Tea Party originated in 2007 under the banner of the Ron Paul presidential campaign.

0 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by Garth Vader on 06/09/2016 at 10:52 PM

Re: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows: Shell Shock

damn I was looking forward to a solid review on this one! :)

7 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Andrew Rawls on 06/03/2016 at 3:00 PM

Re: “Alice Through the Looking Glass: The Mirror Crack'd

Typical pan... Blah blah blah. Congratulations, you're a critic...

0 likes, 8 dislikes
Posted by Queen of Hearts on 06/03/2016 at 9:36 AM

Re: “Dirty Grandpa: Senior moment

Dick: So in just a couple of lines, you manage to attack gays, overweight people and "libtards" and defend Sarah Palin and Dirty Grandpa. Clearly an intellectual giant in our midst! Thanks for writing!

14 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Matt Brunson on 05/16/2016 at 10:09 AM

Re: “Dirty Grandpa: Senior moment

really? you're such a partisan libard that u had to bring Sarah Palin into this discussion for no reason? For the record, that's EXACTLY why they mocked Queen Latifah, because she's overweight. I mock fat people. Oh Lighten up. It was Funny. I make Fun of gays too. They are sinners.

1 like, 17 dislikes
Posted by Dickie Batra on 05/16/2016 at 1:47 AM

Re: “Keanu: Meow mix

I think CL's movie reviews are awesome! I wish I was smart enough to be a writer.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by SeanParker on 04/30/2016 at 12:18 AM

Re: “The Huntsman: Winter of my discontent

Which film if you remember did he say he'd rather sit through Cancer treatments than watch this film?

Posted by Rob Rippy on 04/24/2016 at 7:51 PM

Re: “The Huntsman: Winter of my discontent

Ha! My favorite Rex Reedism: "BLUE VELVET should score high with the kind of sickos who like to smell dirty socks and pull the wings off butterflies, but there's nothing here for sane audiences." :D

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Matt Brunson on 04/24/2016 at 7:31 PM

Re: “The Revenant, Suspicion, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot among new home entertainment titles

Thanks for writing, Lance. Nothing wrong with "manly and macho" movies; check out CHATO'S LAND and THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTFOOT, both positively reviewed in this same column.

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Matt Brunson on 04/24/2016 at 6:57 PM

Re: “The Huntsman: Winter of my discontent

My favorite Rex Reed bit of vitriol was when he described Hal Needham's lack of skill behind the camera saying "Hal Needham couldn't direct traffic".

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Rob Rippy on 04/24/2016 at 6:46 PM

Re: “The Revenant, Suspicion, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot among new home entertainment titles

I guess if the revenant were a musical it would get a better review.

0 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by Lance G on 04/24/2016 at 6:25 AM

Re: “The Revenant, Suspicion, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot among new home entertainment titles

So you don't like The Revenant because it's too manly and macho? What do you expect in this time period? It was a brutal time and brutal setting. I don't understand why you think it has to make some sort of statement to be this way. It's just the way it was back then. Very realistic in my opinion. And probably the best performance by Dicaprio. I'm not saying it was the best picture of the year. But certainly better than 2 1/2 stars.

4 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by Lance G on 04/22/2016 at 12:16 AM

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