"Lawmakers refuse to wait on Ag-Gag bill,.."
Please learn the difference between "wait on" and "wait for." Waiters and waitresses wait ON people. Otherwise, you wait FOR someone or something. And while you're at it, you may want to check out the difference between "bring" and "take." The word "take" has virtually disappeared from the English language in recent years. Everyone "brings" everything nowadays.
"Gerrymandering happens when lawmakers forget those guidelines and draw districts specifically accounting for race and political affiliation, with no regard for geography, in order to ensure their party is favored in the next election."
Tara Servatius brought this whole issue to our attention loud and clear several years ago, yet the beat goes on.
An absolutely outstanding bit of journalism, Dan Savage. I expect that you'll be receiving your Pulitzer any day now.
"She got the hookup ... and free pastries"
Initially I was all excited. Reading the title of this article a bit too quickly, I thought for sure it read "She got the hookup ... and free panties"
Oh, well....
"...made up to look exactly like John Boehner, right down to the sickly orange skin?"
Nothing partisan about that, jackass!
Wow! This is your kind of story, eh, Creative Loafing?!
This news is over a week old. Please try to keep up, will you?