If you like their "Dude and Vibes", you'll love their "Life Fail" Pale Ale.
Journalism 101, fact check and copy edit.
Must have missed that day.
A thousand word article on the perfect BLT and all I need to do is look at the picture to know it's all wrong. BLT, the L stands for lettuce. It's a third of the sandwich, not two little sad limp pieces of garnish. You use the word "umami" more than you use the word "lettuce", your argument is invalid (and pretentious).
I suppose a website is out of the question... how about an address?