I'm a 24-year-old straight male and I'm unattractive. Physically I'm not bad (not hot, but not ugly), but sadly, I've suffered from extreme depression all my life. I've gotten help, and it's made me a little better, to the point where I'm functional. Now here's my issue: Low self-esteem and lethargy aren't exactly the best things for attracting the opposite sex. My sex life is poor, and my love life is nonexistent. I've never felt romantic chemistry with a woman ever, and I'm honestly losing any faith that it will ever happen. I've always tried to respect women, but my inability to attract them sometimes leaves me feeling resentful. I don't want to become a bitter men's rights activist, so I'm wondering if you have any advice.
Unattractive Guy Longingly Yearns
Did you see Louis C.K.'s most recent comedy special? He does this bit about schlumpy guys — guys like him — who don't have much luck with women when they're young. "I like getting older," he says, "because for me, the kind of guy I am, getting older makes my life better. My sex life? Way better at 45 ... I'd like to make one of those 'It Gets Better' ads for dumpy young guys. We could use a little help, a little encouragement."
Louis C.K.'s advice for you: "Stay relatively employed and washed; you're going to be amazing in your 40s. You're going to be the branch that she can grab before she hits the ground. It's going to be so great. It just takes time for her circumstances to match your looks. When real shit matters, you're going to be the sexiest motherfucker in the world."
My advice for you: Keep working on your depression, throw yourself into nonsexual pursuits that you enjoy, find a job you like and build a career, locate and patronize (and overtip) an independent sex worker (which can help you learn to interact with women), and don't allow bitterness to ruin you for all those women you're gonna get with in your 40s.
I'm 21 and still a virgin. I also have depression. I'm not bad-looking. I work out and generally keep people laughing. I got a lot of female attention in school, but I was hopeless and still am. Most of my friends have girlfriends, so I don't understand why I haven't had a girlfriend since I was 10. I feel myself becoming increasingly violent, to the extent that I have tried to provoke a fight that wasn't necessary and I try to intimidate other guys when I'm out. I've been unemployed for three years since dropping out of college, and I haven't really met a girl I was interested in since school. I've never made the first move with girls. I never feel compelled to, regardless of how attractive I find them. I do get a lot of eye contact from girls, and I've been approached by girls, but we barely ever get past exchanging names before they wander off or their friends pull them away. Writing this out has made me realize I should start approaching girls, but I don't think it's just that. Surely I should've met someone by now? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Hopeless Over Painful Experience
Women typically expect the guy to do the approaching/asking out/hitting on, HOPE, so that's definitely something you'll have to work on. And if a woman is making eye contact with you in a space where it's generally understood that people are open to meeting new people, flirting with them, and potentially fucking them (house parties, bars, clubs, CPAC), eye contact is an invitation to introduce yourself.
But if women are approaching you and then "wandering off" after conversing with you for a moment or two — or being rescued by their friends — then you're doing something wrong. I'm guessing you came across as angry and potentially violent because you are angry and potentially violent, and you've made a self-defeating decision to cultivate an intimidating vibe. That shit repels people, HOPE, and you're never going to get anywhere with women — or employers, for that matter — if you give yourself over to anger, violence and menace. Bearing this in mind might take the edge off your anger: Fully 15 percent of 21-year-old men are virgins, HOPE, while only 5 percent of 25-year-old men are virgins. So you have a better than 66 percent chance of losing your virginity in the next few years if you can stop (1) wallowing in self-pity and (2) giving yourself over to anger.
My advice: Get your ass to a doctor and a therapist. Medication can help with the depression, and a good therapist can help you overcome your anger, self-pity and violent fantasies. Getting help, HOPE, is the best way to increase your odds of getting laid and/or getting a girlfriend.
On the Lovecast, Dan speaks with the Perverted Negress about meeting polite kinksters online: savagelovecast.com.
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