Taking a page from the wholesome folks in Las Vegas, the marketers at Uptown Cabaret promise that “what happens here, stays here.” And what happens here? As far as we can tell, men pay big bucks to have good-looking women tease them. But hey, whatever floats your boat. As Charlotte’s premier gentlemen’s club, Uptown Cabaret offers white-linen dining, VIP reservations, drink specials and — we almost forgot — scantily clad women dancing.