Ever find yourself asking "What would Bill Maher do?" If not, you might want to duck out here. Maher's latest satirical shenanigans poke fun at Catholics and Pope Benedict XVI by offering suggestions as to who he thinks should replace the former religious leader. Who would he pick? He doesn’t really care, but he jokes that Hillary Clinton is an ideal candidate. Of course, as crazy as the idea seems, Maher makes a decent point to explain his reasoning: "The fact is, that any enterprise that excludes women almost always descends into sexual deviancy," he says. If she's not available, he thinks other possible contenders should include Oprah or, *gasp* ... himself. Maher brings his political commentary and stand up to Belk Theater for a one-night-only performance.