ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN DESTROYS SHARON STONE'S BASIC INSTINCT SEQUEL
Our favorite Internet quip: "One film is about a prehistoric creature's struggle to survive ... the other is the animated sequel to the movie Ice Age."
CRITICS CHARGE PRESIDENT'S AUTHORIZING OF THE DISCLOSURE OF CLASSIFIED INFO MIGHT BE TREASON
If so, might we propose the return of the guillotine?
SENATE DELIBERATES WHETHER TO MAKE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION A FELONY
Finally, a crime to replace "tampering with a person's mailbox" as the stupidest felony on record.
MYRTLE BEACH DISCUSSES BANNING OF DOGS AND SURFERS
Dude, the waves and frisbee-throwing are better in Hatteras anyway!
LOS ANGELES AWARDS $1.1 MILLION TO FAMILY OF NOTORIOUS B.I.G. DUE TO POLICE NEGLIGENCE
Nice pocket change, but who killed him?
KATIE COURIC TO LEAVE TODAY SHOW AFTER 15 YEARS
Get ready for The CBS Evening Fluff.