In the meantime, we've pooled together some of the flatteringly funny comments our readers wrote about their lusty nominations. Not all of these people made it on the list, but these compliments were too awesome to not share.
"Beautiful girl with a bad-ass body, tattoos and killer gun collection."
"This hunk of beefcake is just what the doctor ordered! He stands just over 6 feet, with a manly beard and a Irish complexion that only adds to his pureness. He has a body that you just can't help but snuggle up to on a cold winter's night. His arms will hold you and shelter you from any storm. He is the total package!"
"My dad says she is one of those beautiful people that has no idea she is as beautiful as she is. So we are nominating [her] as one of the diamonds in the rough of the city. She is classic sexy."
"OK, I really have a problem with men with uniforms, I can't help it ... [This TSA officer] is really cute. He has nice arms, a nice back and a great ass that simply looks amazing in those uniform pants. It would be great to give him a pat-down and touch his guns."
"He is an up-and-coming artist. His fabulous work is found all over Charlotte; I would not be surprised if one of his pieces is hanging on the wall behind your desk. He is handsome, witty, charitable ... wild and wonderful. He is dashing and charming; he has both charisma and a childlike joy that exudes from his devilish smile. He is handy and sensitive, a supreme poker player and fabulous at hide-and-seek. He plays the guitar and saves drowning puppies."
"Makes me swear in and out of the yoga studio."
"[This yoga teacher] is a petite blonde bombshell, who also happens to be the most flexible woman I know. Watching her sweat is the only exercise I need."
"[This nominee] reminds me of the women in Frank Frazetta's paintings. She has an absolutely beautiful face, a long graceful neck, strong arms, a thin waist, nice child-bearing hips and powerful thighs. Nobody wears tight pants and a jersey like her!"
"Luscious African queen with amazin' bone structure and an Amazonian amount of leg."
"An Italian stallion mixed with Native American colors of the wind; a Queen City Mustang."
This Nolan guy is an idiot ...whether the woman was a gold digger or not…