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Neighborly Hate: A woman found four large holes in her garden where four yellow flowers had once been. The woman believes she has a suspect targeted. Her neighbor, previously flowerless, had four newly planted yellow flowers next to his/her driveway. The woman has never met the flower-thieving neighbor. In a separate incident, a man reported his neighbor cut a large dead limb off his tree and spread it across his yard with the intention of making a mess.

Joy Ride: At a Suzuki dealership, an employee took a client out for a test drive. The client returned after the ride but was not given the option of buying the $15,000 automobile. The Suzuki employee dropped off the client and rode off into the sunset.

Hungry Hoodlums: A woman found her unlocked Volkswagen had been broken into. The glove compartment and center console were opened and all the items in the car strewn around. The only thing she found missing was a $1.99 bag of Moose Munch snack food.

Pregnancy Test: While shopping at Eastland Mall, a man ran into a woman he knew, presumably his lady friend. The man asked her if she was pregnant, and the woman responded, "Yes, why do you want to know?" The man told her, "Let me know when your baby is born so I can beat your ass."

Condiment Crime: Police responded to a breaking and entering call. When officers arrived at the East Charlotte home, they found the washer and dryer were stolen. The vandals did more to disturb the cleanliness equilibrium of the household. Ketchup, mustard and other food items were smeared on the wall and carpets.

Lil' Bro: A verbal argument turned physical when a suspect threw a drink on a 16-year-old man that landed on his chest, arms and neck. The 16-year-old stated, "I'm going to get my little brother to kick your ass and if he doesn't, I am going to kick your ass." It is unknown if the suspect is lazy or if his kid brother is a karate master.

Blotter items are chosen from the files of the Charlotte Police Department.

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