Sally Huntley
Beautician
"Hell, no! The price of gas is still going up."
Andy Wlewsjeski
Inventor
"Well, if not, they could always make money by laminating and selling those millions of rose petals thrown at our soldiers feet by the Iraqis."
Jennifer Clatz
Real Estate Agent
"Umm . . . wasn't this thing supposed to be over, like, really quick?"