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Day One: CL correspondent gets crunk on a cruise with some Carolina Panthers

For the next four days, I'll be cruising with some of the finest hard bodies of the Carolinas. AAA and the Carolina Panthers are sponsoring a Panthers Fan Cruise. We're scheduled to set sail from Tampa, FL, and rock the boat all the way to Mexico.

I'm sure I was told the boat would stop at some other locations. Honestly, I don't care. The only thing I care about is how to get crunk with the cardiac cats. I'm not trying to turn this into another Minnesota Vikings episode, but I'm trying to get close to it.

Check me out over the next few days here on the Loafing website to see who I'm hanging with each day. I've made a promise to some of my dear friends to get the lowdown on a few of their favorite players. Since I consider readers of the Loaf my friends. I think it's only right that I make a promise to you, too. Here it goes:

I, Kelly Hill, solemnly swear to stunt as hard as I can and intoxicate as many players and fans alike. I guarantee to report every dirty detail that might be embarrassing to the players, the fans and myself.

Yours truly,

The #1 Stunna

See you soon...

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