Craig Spivey
e-Bay Entrepreneur
"This is a trick, right? You're just trying to get me to say I'm gay, right? You media jerks really make me sick."
Jackie Monroe
Beer distributor
"I'm not keen on the nudity but, realistically, how can you expect to put on a decent play without any homosexuals?!"
Thelma Littlejohn
Accountant
"Naked men on stage? Like my grandson says, "I'm all over it, dawg.'"