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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Recipe: Pineapple-Oxtail Marmalade Tarts

Posted By on Thu, Feb 13, 2014 at 11:15 AM

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Oxtail marmalade's a weird idea. I'm aware of that.

And it sucks to be in the club of people who like something that tastes really good, but sounds utterly disgusting, because it's your job to convince other people why that awesome, delicious goodness isn't actually something you'd find in a trash bag behind an Arby's. Or just ... in an Arby's.

So yeah, when you make something like oxtail marmalade, and have to explain that it's essentially meat jelly, it's a bit of a hard sell. But you want to make that sell. You want to be the fucking Willy Loman of slow-cooked meat products, because you know how goddamned delicious it is. It helps when you put it inside some dough, too. I find that helps with selling most things, really. I mean, you'd be more likely to buy an iPod if it came inside a cookie, right?

Here's what you need:

Marmalade:
- 1 pound oxtail
- A pineapple
- 3 cups port
- 3 cups red wine
- 1 cup chicken stock
- 10 sprigs thyme
- 1 head of garlic
- 1 teaspoon black peppercorns
- 1 cup shallots
- ½ teaspoon salt
- 2 tablespoons sugar
- 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar
- ¼ cup red wine vinegar
- 1 teaspoon pepper
- 3 tablespoons butter
- 1 tablespoon flour

Dough:
- 1 ½ cups + 1 tablespoon room temperature butter
- ¼ cup + 1 tablespoon condensed milk
- 4 cups AP flour
- 3 egg yolks
- 1 teaspoon milk

Directions:

Start with the dough.

Put the butter and condensed milk into a stand mixer, and mix on medium-high for three minutes.

Add two egg yolks one at a time, and mix in.

Pour in all the flour, and mix until combined.

Wrap it all in some plastic wrap, stick it in the fridge, and get ready to cook some meat for a loooong-ass time.

Get a huge pot and add in the oxtail, (Yes, it is indeed the tail of an ox. It's delicious. Get over it.) all the wine, half of the port, the chicken stock, peppercorns, and thyme. Cut the head of garlic in half and throw it in there, too. You're going to strain it out later, because I'm going to tell you to, so don't worry about unwrapping it. Just throw the damned thing in there.

Stir the pot, bring it to a boil over medium-high heat, then let it simmer for three hours. Give it a stir once in a while, too. If all the liquid's evaporated, add more wine or stock, since that's how cooking fucking works.

Pictured: Gross-looking meat
  • Pictured: Gross-looking meat

Now you should have some gross-looking meat and equally gross-looking meat juice. Good. That's what you want. Take the meat out, put it on a plate to cool, and shred it up with a couple of forks. If it's not cooperating, just grab a knife and go to town on it. Either way, you want your meat to be in nice, small pieces.

Strain the aforementioned meat juice into a bowl, then pour it back into your pot.

Cut your pineapple and put half of it (the edible, tasty part, that is - don't be thick, people) in a food processor or blender and blend the crap out of it. We're looking for pretty much liquid pineapple here.

Add the pineapple juice to the sauce, bring it to a boil, then simmer for an hour, or until it gets nice and thick, about the thickness of barbecue sauce.

While that's going, use a fork to mash the flour and 1 tablespoon of butter into a paste.

Whisk the paste into your sauce until it's melted in, then cook for another 2 minutes.

Mince the shallots, then melt the other 2 tablespoons of butter in a pan over medium heat.

Saute the shallots for a couple of minutes, then add the rest of the port, both sugars, salt, pepper and red wine vinegar. Stir, then let it cook until the liquid's evaporated. Shouldn't take more than five minutes or so.

Add the shallot mixture and oxtail into the sauce pot, stir, and there's your marmalade.

Take the dough out and let it thaw for an hour or so.

Preheat your oven to 330.

Use your hands to flatten small pieces of the dough and add a bit of the marmalade in the middle, then close it up and roll it into a ball. You want them to be a bit smaller than a golf ball.

Once you've made as many cookies as you have the patience for, mix the last egg yolk and milk together and brush the tops of the cookies with the egg wash.

Stick the cookies in the oven for 25 minutes, let them cool for 5, then put them on a cooling rack. Or don't listen and eat them way before they're cool and burn the shit out of your mouth. Which I totally didn't do.

I totally did pick this track, though. It's Roc Marciano and Killa Priest, with "Slugs Thru Ya Papaya":

When you get right down to it, everything sounds gross on paper. Sure, frying up some bull testicles doesn't sound like the most appealing thing in the world, I'll grant you that one. But guess what? Those portobello mushrooms you reached for instead were grown in a pile of poop. On top of a pile of dirt. Which is probably also mostly poop. All I'm saying is, don't let your brain get in the way of some delicious shit. Stop worrying about what it sounds like and start worrying about what it tastes like. Even if it's meat jam.

I'll see you next time.

When Scott Greenberg isn't baking - which is pretty much never - he likes to obsess over music, play Street Fighter and yell at kids to get off of his lawn. You can find more of his recipes at Fresh Beats, Fresh Eats.

[Recipe inspired-ish by this right here.]

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