In the past, I thought these stories were humor. I doubted that people were really this stupid. But I now see that I am surrounded by people who are pierced, have multi colored hair, and covered with tattoos. People who wear pants so large that they have to hold them up with one hand, and weird colored fingernails so long that they have to dial a telephone with a pencil.
I then turn on the television and find dozens of shows about Honey Boo Boo, Myrtle Manor, Duck Dynasty, Swamp people, and morons who are investing their life savings in bunkers and more weapons than the local National Guard unit.
Then their are not one but three TV channels who's primary programing is about Big Foot and UFO encounters.
I fear that America is on the back side of the power curve and sliding fast.
This article is a first for me. It's the first time that the comments have contained more advertising that actual comments.
You know what sex position I hate? The "Suspended Congress" position. It gets exhausting having to hold your partner up while they wrap around your neck. Yes the position is attractive in its own way but I think it's only good for pornography.
I guess I'm more open minded, because I would have tried to keep the date going too. I mean I could see how hard it could be to tell someone you are deaf and mute…..but you gotta let me know. So I see how he could be pissed. Me personally I wouldn't mind a chick that couldn't hear me or talk. lol (I know it was a bad joke lol)
i didn't want to laugh but i had to this was so funny man. I just knew something was going to unfold but no where near this magnitude. I know he was texting someone about it.
I swear these women are desperate. Every story i have read even with the red flags the women continue with the date. Ladies we have got to do better.
HAHAHA Thanks for reading..and I totally agree..they sho would have thrown up the universal peace sign and dipped out walking like Drake LOL
Roy--what a stand up guy! Whoooweee!! Most--hell--ALL men I know would have straight up BOUNCED!! Good for you, Roy! But...LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For me, the point of no return would have been the admission that he had one in the hangar after claiming to be single and childless in the ad and the initial interview...he just admitted to being an untrustworthy manipulative liar. Case closed, the prosecution rests.
Sadly, most people are just like Tori in their relationship with political parties and abusive employers.
I want a sex toy
Wow...that's just wrong...smh.
Sweet Sarah!! 😂😂
The happy ending world exists and it's out there I tells ya! You're going to find a lot more at Rub Maps. It's the Yelp of Massage Parlors.
I would love to get a free new toy please send me one
All I can do is say WOW!
How do I get free toys would like to try stuff out before I buy it.
How do I get free toys would like to type stuff out before I buy it.
LOL!!! I'm glad you liked! Thank you for reading :)
This story made me laugh and cringe from embarrassment. I would've been mortified to be just laying there with my goodies out for mama to see. To answer question number two though, things happen...people get caught up in the heat of the moment and despite you wanting to stop things from going further, they don't or at least that's what a friend told me.
I'mma need Lavon to get his life together.
Welcome back Ms Lady!!..you really started off with a bang!!..Can't wait to read your next story!!!
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