When your boyfriend/husband is acting up, disrespects you, gets you a thoughtless gift, and/or is misbehaving, there is only one thing to do. That's right, ladies: throw him in the doghouse!
Now there is a website out there that makes this messy job a lot easier. Go to BewareOfTheDogHouse.com to post his sorry-ass photo on the dog house wall for all to see (reference image below). Many go in, and few ever make it out.
What's it like inside the Doghouse, you ask? Check it out
But if that's too harsh, you have the option of sending him a warning to let him know that he is THIS close to ending up in the d-house.
Do what you gotta do!