If you can afford a classic Chevy and show it off, you shouldn't be surprised when it gets stolen, Thomas Davis.
The Carolina Panther linebacker said his $136,000 1975 Caprice Classic was stolen from his home, according to The Charlotte Observer. But the joke is on the car thief who shouldn't get that far in the car with Davis's face on it.
And in other football player news, Tony Romo, quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys has finally dumped Jessica Simpson.
According to People, Romo dumped Simpson the day before her 29th birthday, which was supposed to be a Barbie and Ken party.