Hear ye, hear ye! You can sit your arse at home and read the legendary — and dryly serious — tales of King Arthur or you can travel to Knight Theater (what a fitting name, right?) for a dreadfully silly take on the adventures of the less than magnificent Arthur and his roundtable of numbskulls. Broadway's Spamalot musical captures the essence of Monty Python and the Holy Grail with vicious bunnies, French fiends, seductive dames and the meat of champions — spam. Sat., Feb. 18, 2 & 8 p.m. and Sun., Feb. 19, 1:30 & 7 p.m. Knight Theater, 430 S. Tryon St. 704-372-1000. www.blumenthalarts.org.