Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Feb. 6, 2013 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
* Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody at McGlohon Theater
* Drink and Draw at Mellow Mushroom
* Tosco House Party at The Evening Muse
* Andreas Bechtler, The Artist exhibit at UNC-Charlotte Center City
* Speech and Debate at Winthrop University
Delette Nycum was my great-grandmother.
Goddamn this town is a drag.
His voice just creeps me out. That is all.