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Friday, March 29, 2013
Culture Weekend Wonders: Bacon-flavored condoms
Posted By Kimberly Lawson on Fri, Mar 29, 2013 at 10:07 AM
As you kick off your weekend, ponder this ...
Just when you thought the bacon craze was on its way out the door, the guys who brought us bacon salt, baconnaise, bacon popcorn, bacon shaving cream and whole plethora of other bacon-flavored products have now released ... drumroll please ... bacon-flavored condoms.
According to J&D, the "meat-shaped and flavored condoms" are "of the highest quality latex." As an added bonus - and salty safety precaution - each condom includes "J&D's baconlube™ ultra premium water based meat flavored personal lubricant."
For $9.99, a pack of three fulfills your need to taste and smell like real meat when you bang.
And of course, a quick visit to the website this morning reveals they are out of stock.
What do you think? Too much?
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