Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, March 22, 2014 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
* Brian Regan at Ovens Auditorium
* Charlotte Roller Girls at Grady Cole Center
* The Flying Dutchman at Belk Theater
* Carolina BAM at Chop Shop
* Picasso Baby at Dupp&Swat
Delette Nycum was my great-grandmother.
Goddamn this town is a drag.
His voice just creeps me out. That is all.