Today's Twitter post of the day goes to John Mayer in reference to Perez Hilton allegedly being attacked by Black Eyed Peas Will.i.am:
I love that @perezhilton uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him.
Which he followed up with:
Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?