Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Today's Top(less ) 5: Wednesday

Posted By on Wed, Dec 31, 2008 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 31, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Celebrate New Year's Eve at The Men's Club.

• Last day to participate in the year of 1,000 Table Dances.

• Party like it's 1920 at the Sunset Club.

Swing into 2009

• Celebrate Sexy for the New Year.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

And they talk about rap lyrics.

Posted By on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 1:39 PM

Clarence Carter is coming to town and last week, we posted his hit song "Strokin."

Well, while I was looking around YouTube, I found this one too:

If you go back and listen to some songs from back in the day, you will find a lot of explict lyrics. Prince is the king of double entendre.

Little Red Corvette, it has nothing to do with a car.

Check out a student of Prince, Apollonia:

I'm sure you know what the sex shooter is and where the gun is that she wants kissed.

Def Leopard's Pour Some Sugar on Me. I love this song, but you know they aren't talking about table sugar.

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Are you making mistakes in bed?

Posted By on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 12:56 PM

Believe it or not, men don't always want to have sex. He's not a human vibrator. At least that's what they want us to believe.

Seriously, though, there are serious mistakes that women make during sex.

It was pretty funny that I found this article in my inbox today because while I was reading it, my ear was getting bent by a friend of mine.

L made many of the mistakes identified in the article. She allowed a booty call to become something more. She claimed that she was only sleeping with S because she needed a release. But he was turning her apartment into his vacation get away. After sex, he'd get up and eat ice cream and cookies as if he was paying for groceries.

Sex Mistake #10: Blundering a booty call.

LifeScript asked several sex experts for their tips for no-strings nookie:

 - Make sure you’re both in it just for the sex. “If one person is clearly looking for something more than a hook-up, it’s rude to string them along with a series of booty calls,” says Amber Madison, author of Hooking Up: A Girl’s All-Out Guide To Sex and Sexuality (Prometheus Books).

Limit the drunken 3 a.m. phone calls. “That’s kind of when [flings] happen,” says Josey Vogels, author of Bedside Manners: Sex Etiquette Made Easy (HarperCollins). “But waking someone up every Friday and Saturday night might be abusing your booty call privileges a bit.”

But we're all adults, right? Why is it that when it comes to sex, we act like children? Guys, let me let you in on a little secret, all women who fuck you don't want to marry you. If you're honest on the front end, it probably won't stop you from getting the nookie.

Some women don't mind sharing. While, it's not something I would advise, there are a few women out there who like it better when their partner isn't around all the time. But beware, Fatal Attraction, may not be based on a true story, but it has been known to happen in real life. Creative Loafing wrote about it earlier this year.

So, maybe we're all making mistakes before we get into bed because we're not talking about what really matters.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday

Posted By on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 30, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Test your brain power at Petra's Piano Bar.

• Ladies's Night at the Caveman's Bar.

• $3 Vodka's at Cosmos Cafe.

•South of the Border Tuesdays at Uptown Cabaret.

• Take part in the Bare as You Dare contest at Emerson's.

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Monday, December 29, 2008

Talk dirty to him/her

Posted By on Mon, Dec 29, 2008 at 11:00 AM

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If you've been in a relationship for a while, sex is probably down to a science.

Though you have it down stroke for stroke, you can make it better with a little dirty talk. And it doesn't have to be the porno variety all the time. I mean, throwing in a "fuck me harder and faster" is cool, but it's going to get redundant.

If you want to talk dirty, take a few hints from books, not movies.

Or just use your imagination and think back to the days when your relationship was fresh and new. Remember the things you did, things that were done to you? Talk about it in lush details, maybe even act out some of it.

Throwing in a explict word is cool, but no woman wants to be called a slut, unless you're role playing. Some women also balk at being called a bitch, so it might be wise to have a conversation about what she likes before hand. Or if you want to keep the heat of the moment, just avoid certain words all together. If it's good, there is sure to be a repeat performance and a chance to try out other words.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Monday

Posted By on Mon, Dec 29, 2008 at 8:00 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 29, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Half off admission at the Gold Club.

Half price flatbreads and wine.

• Join Charlotte's most beautiful women at Uptown Cabaret.

• Prepare for NYE with a trip to The Red Door.

Flamenco for beginners.

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Friday, December 26, 2008

Death of a sex pot, RIP Eartha Kitt

Posted By on Fri, Dec 26, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Eartha Kitt, 81, died on Christmas Day.

Kitt, known for her sultry rendition of Santa Baby and playing Catwoman on TV's Batman, was always sexy.

I never knew she had colon cancer because every time you saw Miss Kitt, she looked every bit the diva. Even at the age of 81, she had sex appeal that women younger than her could only pray for.

Dubbed the "most exciting woman in the world" by Orson Welles, Kitt's career spanned six decades, from her start as a dancer with the famed Katherine Dunham troupe to cabarets and acting and singing on stage, in movies and on television.

She won two Emmys, and was also nominated for several Tonys and two Grammys.

Kitt was featured on the cover of her 2001 book, "Rejuvenate," a guide to staying physically fit, in a long, curve-hugging black dress with a figure that some 20-year-old women would envy. She also wrote three autobiographies.

She persevered through an unhappy childhood as a mixed-race daughter of the South, and made headlines in the 1960s for denouncing the Vietnam War during a visit to the White House.

Eartha Kitt proved that sexy knows no age.

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Sex on location

Posted By on Fri, Dec 26, 2008 at 12:02 PM

You'll probably go to jail if you try this, since having sex in public is against the law in North Carolina.

But let's say you're a filmmaker and you're looking for some public places to film your "adult" movie.

Charlotte is ripe with them.

Scene one: Doing it in the park. This North Charlotte park has an empty pool and a covered area that would provide the perfect backdrop.

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Scene two: Love on the stairs. Pick a parking garage with a stairwell; this one on South Boulevard near Quizno's is a great one. But make sure you climb all the way up to the top, then you can work your way down.

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Scene three: Riding the rails. Charlotte Area Transit light rail has been the subject of much debate. But you can't debate how hot it would be to film a movie on the benches underneath the awning as the train whistle blows. You can best believe that won't be the only thing blowing in this movie.

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The Finale: There is a cool alley between The Fortune Cookie and what used to be a sub shop on Charlottetown Avenue. It's long and narrow and your actors would have to be very flexible to make this scene work. Or, maybe this would be a great spot for some girl-on-girl actions.

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With or without a video camera, film permit and whatever you need to be the next Spielberg of the flesh, these spots are great for a little P.D.A.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Friday

Posted By on Fri, Dec 26, 2008 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 26, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

 

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• $10 Breakfast buffet at the Men's Club.

• Party at The Estate.

• Meet party people at Exclusive Fridays.

• Take a date to see Smackdown.

• Go see Unknown Hinson.

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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday

Posted By on Thu, Dec 25, 2008 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 25, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Get set for the After Christmas Party at the Estate.

• Take your Christmas love to get a lapdance.

• Kick Ass lunch at the Men's Club.

• Celebrate Christmas internationally.

• Kiss under the Christmas lights for the last time.

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