Friday, July 31, 2009

You've got mail

Posted By on Fri, Jul 31, 2009 at 10:20 AM

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How many times have you sat down to check your email, text message, or even messages on other sites, like Facebook or MySpace, only to find a pair of boobs, ass cheeks, or even a sausage staring you in the face?

Or taking it a step further, the person in the pic has invited you to a birthday session of sorts; you and them in the nude.

Now,I can only hope the folks that have the nerve to send out these pics look halfway decent when naked, but there are some that make you just blink until your eyes make you look like a crackhead, bloodshot red and bugged out.

But I wanna look a little closer at WHY these people send these type of pics to folks they do not know and expect to get to know.

Social networking sites are all the rage these days, but when did it become the place to try to find your next booty call?

When did it become okay to take naked pictures then send them to people that you think you want to hook up with? What gets me is that same person will send the pics, meet up with the person, find themselves in a jumpoff situation, then wonder why?

Really? If you label yourself as a garden tool, then chances are that's how you'll be treated as such. What person in their right mind would take you home to meet mama and 'nem, if you are so quick to send out pics with the goodies on display? There's no telling just how many people have seen it!

I think it boils down to one thing, well maybe two, low self esteem, and a touch of bitchassness.

What you mean Meik?

Well, maybe these picture sending mofos feel the need to be validated, meaning being told that they are fine, pretty, nice body, ripped, muscular, thick, or whatever adjective they think best describes them.

Low self-esteem is probably what has many mofos posting pictures online calling themselves models on Myspace, Facebook, and other sites. Hmm. Really?! I could have sworn real modeling doesn't entail you taking pics with your cell phone and posting them online, I'm just saying, that just isn't one of the lessons Tyra Banks taught on America’s Next Top Model but hey, I digress because that's a whole 'nother blog topic.

Low self-esteem with a touch of bitchassness will have mofos sending out the pics with a note attached sounding like they have all the sense in the world, but when the recipient clicks on the attachment and finds someone's birthday suit staring back at them, best believe most folks are gonna send it straight to the TRASH. Well, the ones with sense anyway.

Lesson Learned:

Please fam, get some esteem about yourself! If you need to be validated, fine, start by looking in the mirror and admiring yourself and loving yourself, that way you can achieve enough swag to reel someone in WITHOUT having to literally show your ass.

My advice or really the advice I learned from listening to Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean.” Remember to ALWAYS think twice -- especially when you are about to hit send! Not everyone wants to see your cookies, taters, or muffins. If you are truly interested in someone, your conversation should be the first place you start. Try an icebreaker, a hello, let me introduce myself, this is why I'm hitting you up, etc, trust me, you're more likely to get a response

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Today's Top (less) 5: Friday

Posted By on Fri, Jul 31, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 31, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Pimps and Hos party at The Estate.

• Switch Party at The Men's Club.

• Owl's Eye Wine Down Friday.

• $5 Table Dances at Teddy Bears.

Rendezvous at Apostrophe Lounge, free all night.

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Sex news roundup: Thursday

Posted By on Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 10:19 AM

Here's a sampling of the sex headlines floating around the Internet.

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  1. Is there anything the iPhone can't do? App will track sex offenders.
  2. Radio sex grilling was too much.
  3. Female stripper faces rape charge for using a strap-on.
  4. Don't laugh, Paris Hilton warns about sex tapes.
  5. And in other sex tape news: Rihanna sex tape is a hoax, Megan Fox turns down sex tape offer.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday

Posted By on Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 30, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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•Learn to Samba.

•Kick Ass lunch at The Men's Club.

Live hip-hop band concert.

Get great tail at The Uptown Cabaret.

How to Survive and Thrive after divorce.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

CNBC's Porn The Business of Pleasure, worth watching

Posted By on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 9:16 AM

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This month, CNBC premiered a documentary detailing how the $13 billion industry is  struggling to beat this weak ecomony. While most news shows that do stories on porn focus on the moral aspects of it, this documentary actually took a deeper look at the porn industry.

For instance, women will save porn according to the expects. And women aren't just in the films anymore.

Mainstream actors are starting to do porn now, even after having successful careers on T.V. and in the movies.

Former "Passions" soap star and beauty queen Kelli McCarty says a detour into porn, with a feature role in the movie "Faithless," actually helped her mainstream career because of porn’s growing acceptance.

McCarty: "I’m getting a lot of comments: 'Well, you went to the dark side. You’re never gonna go back.' ”   Well, the reality is, I'm already getting calls from TV shows that are mainstream. So it’s just that is hasn’t been done before. But, you know, things change."

But porn has a problem, the same problem that the music industry had when Napster hit the scene. Tube sites, according to CNBC. People are watching porn for free because we're broke and porn DVDs -- especially the good ones -- are damned near $50.

These issues and more are explored in a vivid and interesting way. Unfortunately, no nudity, but it's worth watching.

Showtimes:

Monday, August 10th  10p ET

Sunday, August 16th  1a ET

Wednesday, August 19th  1a ET

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Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday

Posted By on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 8:46 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 29, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace Southend.

•Guys Night Out at Uptown Cabaret.

•Ladies Night Line Dancing.

•Wine-thirty at Beantown.

Speed Dating Wednesday.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday

Posted By on Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 6:31 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 28, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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Belly Dancing Classes.

• Jason Mraz at Charlotte Uptown Boutique Amphitheatre.

• Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club.

• Argentine Tango.

• Get your schmooze on.

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Monday, July 27, 2009

What ever happened?

Posted By on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 1:19 PM

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Remember in 2007 when a Charlotte Mecklenburg Police officer used her badge to trump up some charges on a woman who was seeing the cop she was involved with?

I wondered what happened to the officer who faked e-mails and then filed a complaint against the woman. I thought about e-mailing her, but decided to try and track down a phone number for the former officer. Unfortunately, I came up short, but this story allows me to send a message to romantic rivals -- it is never a good idea to involve the police.

Broken hearts heal, but records are forever.

And when you're involved in a relationship and you find out that your mate is cheating, direct your anger where it belongs -- at your mate. The other person probably doesn't know you and doesn't owe you a damned thing.

Don't resort to violence when expressing your anger, remember you don't want the police involved -- but if they left that special article of clothing at your house, no one said you can't start a fire with it. [Make sure said fire is in a fireplace or a grill.]

Of course, there are healthy ways to deal with your anger.

And when you find out that your lover is untrue, the smart thing to do is just leave. There's no need to seek revenge, even if it does make you feel better in the short term.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Monday

Posted By on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 27, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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•Ladies in free at Teddy Bears in Gastonia.

• Bark at The Moon night at The Crazy Horse.

•Monster Karaoke Night at Dixie's Tavern.

Tremont Dodge Ball.

• Learn to Flamenco.

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