Thursday, September 9, 2010

Want to get laid? There's an App for that.

Posted By on Thu, Sep 9, 2010 at 2:13 PM

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Is there anything the iPhone can't do?

Now, the phone, which allows it's users to download applications for just about everything, will be instrumental in getting you laid. PinPointsX has an application that will point horny folks in the direction of adult services.

PinPointsX is an “improved substitute for Craigslist’s adult service section” according to the network’s press release. The service strives to “point you to passion” and make it even easier for you to get laid.

Unlike Craigslist, PinPointsX isn’t just a posting board. It’s both a social networking website and a mobile application. The network features a real-time “Passion Map” where users can search for erotic profiles in relation to their current locations. Finding the nearest booty call has never been so easy.

This is how it works, according to Thrillist:

Set up's simple: create a profile online (with pic, age/weight/body stats, who you're "seeking", kink interests, etc.), download the app, and up'll pop a "Passion Map" dotted with icons representing nearby compatibles (complete w/ profile info), as well as those of "professional" members, who're either bearded French assassins hellbent on protecting Natalie Portman, or women of the night. Probably women of the night. Once you've found your special anyone, send 'em a text or call (which won't go through until they approve an "Interaction Request") and propose a meetup; if for some reason you can't convince a stranger to come to your mom's house, Pin recommends nearby spots that might facilitate/accommodate love (making) at first sight, from bars to drink away the tension, to hotels to cut to the chase, to strip clubs in case she has to be at work by 9.

This kind of sucks for you if you're still carrying around a Motorola flip phone from 2001, though.

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