Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Is your sex life 'Gone In 60 Seconds' or 'Free Willy'?

Posted By on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 1:39 PM

One night a friend and I were hanging out at a bar, perusing Facebook (because that's what you do apparently while out for the night). We stumbled upon a graphic that read, "Describe your sex life using a movie title." Without thinking, I blurted out The Fast and The Furious and immediately my dude friend was dying of laughter.

It is seriously an understatement when I say he and I went back and forth for about an hour with witty movie titles that could be dirty in so many ways. It's like the fortune cookie game: Add "in bed" to the end of every fortune you find in a fortune cookie and you're guaranteed a chuckle.

So in honor of passing along the fun and hours of hilarity to you, I've asked dozens of people to describe their sex life using a movie title.

Here are their most hilarious responses:

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Here are their responses:

KR: "Gone in 60 Seconds"

AB: "Any Given Sunday"

AB: "Mission Impossible"

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

You know you haven't had sex in a long time when ...

Posted By on Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 9:49 AM

We all know what it's like to hit that dreaded dry spell.

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You know, the one where you can't even remember how long it's been since you've gotten any. Does this sound familiar, ladies? You stop shaving because you know no one will even see your legs (or anything else for that matter). And, men, you have to be concerned when you start considering women your mother's age as an option, right?

At what point is TOO long to go without doing the dirty?! I asked several people around Charlotte to finish this statement: "You know you haven't had sex in a long time when ___________."

Here are their responses:


BB: "You start hitting on the little Asian dry-cleaning lady."

BO: "Your computer gets a virus."

ML: "You go in for your Brazilian and your esthetician tells you it's been three months since your last one ... and you usually go every four weeks."

AT: "You become ambidextrous just to spice things up."

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Going once, going twice: Win a date with one of Charlotte's most eligible bachelors

Posted By on Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 9:13 AM

"There just aren't any men in Charlotte!" I've whined to my almost exclusively coupled up circle of friends, as they nod in mock sympathy. Clearly, I need to find a new brood of single ladies to commiserate with.

Birds of a perennially single feather such as myself would be wise to flock to the Deltas of Charlotte Foundation Bachelor Auction.

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The event includes a Silent and Live Auction. During the Silent Auction, bidders can select from an assortment of items such as themed baskets, artwork or jewelry. But it's the Live Auction that's likely to keep us on our toes.

During the Live Auction, ladies have the opportunity to bid on a date with one of Charlotte's eligible bachelors, ranging in age from 25 to 65. DOCF promises a "someone for everyone" selection of gentlemen, with plenty of diversity in culture, careers and personality. The bid also includes a package consisting of various items such as gift certificates for dinner for two, spa services, and a variety of activities. The proceeds will support scholarships for college-bound women and to DOCF's mentorship programs, Delta Academy and Delta G.E.M.S.

You can mingle with your new beau at the Official Bachelor Auction after-party, at Blue Restaurant.

DOCF suggests interested parties buy their tickets ASAP, as a sold-out event is likely.

$25. Saturday, May 5. 6 p.m. McGlohon Theatre, 345 N. College St.

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