Friday, December 12, 2008

Clasping Position (Female Dominant)

Posted By on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 5:30 PM

The Clasping Position has traditionally been recognized with the male on top, but this version has been swapped around, giving the woman complete control of the motions. The position begins easiest with the man lying on his back, legs together, with a readied erection. The woman sits on him in standard cowgirl position and then slides her legs back until they are straight behind her. The man can also spread his legs slightly, allowing the woman's legs fall between his for a slightly different angle of penetration and clitoral stimulation.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

A respectable 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  There is no doubt that whichever diety you choose to believe in had no intention for the human species to have sex in this manner. It is not overly difficult to get into position, but it may take a little shuffling around for you both to get comfortable.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  While this position may be a bit of a fish out of water, it is certainly no pretzel... more like a twisty stick. The motions are fairly simple to do otherwise.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  The guy has got to be hard to accomplish this, and I mean “hard.” A halfer is just not going to cut it on this one. Once she closes her legs, it reduces the normal depth a man can achieve, plus tightens her up considerably.

How long did you last in the position?  15 to 20 minutes...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She would give this position a solid 10 if it were only her giving out the ranks. I think I lost the count of the number of orgasms she had.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position was good for me, but as I am turned on more by the doing than being done, it wasn't quite as exciting as other positions in the Kama Sutra lineup.

Short Answers:  

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

      Man:  Yes, this position is comfortable and relaxing as long as the man maintains a good hard erection. If there is any loss of hardness at all, a slight sense of fear will set in, because there is nothing more painful to a man that a woman grinding on his manhood when it slips out and gets jammed in the side of her leg... ouch!

      Woman:  She was in perfect comfort and relaxation... no complaints! This is indeed a position made for a woman.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  While this is certainly an intimate position, I will say that it could also be classified slightly as not. My reasoning is that a woman can get slightly selfish during this position and completely into her own enjoyment. He may even feel as if she forgot that he was even human, but more like a doorknob in an adolescent girls room.Are you achy or sore after the fact?

      Man:  Yes, pubic bone is a little sore from all that grinding.

      Woman:  No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  Physically, this position feels a lot like any other girl on top position, but just a little more risky (getting your shaft snubbed) and she feels a little more tight. Because of its minimal involvement for the guy, it makes it easy to last awhile, while she pops off orgasm after orgasm. It is a confidence builder. After 20 minutes or so of this position, any man will look like he's Casanova. 

Did she reach orgasm?  Yes.

Did he reach orgasm?  No.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, she came quick... then quick... then quick again...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Sure, this is a good position. It is especially good if the woman is having a hard time achieving an orgasm while the man is about ready to pop. You just slide into this while she has a couple dozen orgasms, then the man can roll her over and pump her the normal way for his own orgasm. It doesn't get much better than that.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  Nope, this one is good as is...

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Hallway Hump

Posted By on Wed, Dec 3, 2008 at 7:06 PM

For lack of a better title, this position is designed to do just what it sounds like. You will need to find a narrow room to accomplish this task, which includes anything from a bathroom, hallway, corridor, alleyway, or closet, etc.

To begin, the man removes enough clothing to expose his throbbing erection. With his back against one side of the wall and the balls of his feet pushed against the other, he should be able to position himself in a sitting position in mid-air.

The woman can now enter the scene and sit on top of him, while dangling her feet on either side of his legs. The motions will resemble a rocking/thrust motion, with room to get as wild or slow and romantic as you wish.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

The man involved says 7, while the female disagrees with a heartier 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? As simple as it sounds, it is not as easy as it looks to find yourself secured in this position. The degree of difficulty will depend greatly on the amount of space between the two walls you are dealing with, but in general the tighter and more textured wall spaces will give the man the most gripping power to limit slippage.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? This position is not too complicated, but the woman may need a few minutes to get her groove down. In general however, this is no more difficult than the standard woman-on-top.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Just as some restaurants insist, “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service”. In the case of this position, I caution you with the note, “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Stinking Way." Having a shirt and shoes will greatly enhance holding power as the seated figure. Completely nude is great, but once the sweat starts beading, the standard drywall can get pretty slick and your next stop will be on your rear.

How long did you last in the position? 12 minutes.Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She was very turned on by the impromptu nature of this position. The seated grinding action also did a good job of reaching her multiple “spots.” She enjoyed having the control of the motions.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): ”Sex is good in any position!” is what my Grandpa used to yell out in the back of the nursing home bus, and you know, he was right. But with this said, this position only received a 7 from me because it's greatest points of pleasure are when she is first slipping over your manhood, and then later when you are orgasming. Perhaps this is meant for a 2 minute quickie, which would only leave about 30 seconds of boredom.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: This is not relaxing, and while it doesn't sound to difficult, it is actually more tiring that it would appear on paper.

Woman: She was plenty comfortable and relaxed.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? I would say this position was of average intimacy. It is actually great for the man who doesn't like intimacy because he will have a great excuse for looking like he is standing there holding up the wall. “That's right, I am trying to keep your big butt from falling on the ground, honey,” he says. Sound romantic? In truth, this position can be as intimate as you want to make it. It just depends on how many calories you want to burn, or how much energy you want to exert.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: My pubic bone was a little sore from all the grinding.

Woman: She was just fine and dandy

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? I basically felt like a mime imitating a chair for the first two minutes, then I felt like an actual chair for the next nine and a half minutes, then during the last 30 seconds I felt like a guy who was orgasming like a freight train plowing through a nitroglycerin tank.

Did she reach orgasm? ...Yes, two!

Did he reach orgasm? ...Yes, a very nice one!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No... it probably took too long in my opinion.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? If ever I was in a tiny hall way and we had already done it doggy, missionary, standing, and spooning, then yes, I might pull this out of my repertoire for a few moments... that is if my mind hadn't already subconsciously buried it in favor of some other Kama Sutra favorites of mine.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Short and sweet is my golden rule when it comes to relatively action-less position like this one. Give her a few strokes of foreplay to get her pre-heated, then move right into the finale! This is as honest as I get folks, you want romantic, read Danielle Steele...

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Monday, August 4, 2008

The 'Ninth' Kama Sutra Wonder

Posted By on Mon, Aug 4, 2008 at 9:55 AM

The eighth wonder of the world is mysterious enough, but the Ninth Kama Sutra Wonder is more than just a mystery, it is a gymnastics routine suitable for the Olympics.

The position begins with the woman arched backwards, holding herself in a perfect arc by only her hands and feet. The man is then instructed to step-in and offers his member to her open mouth.

While she is busy pleasuring his member, the man arches himself forward across her body, meeting her form exactly, and then attending to her yoni with an eager tongue.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a 9 for form and a 7 for function.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

Yes, she did indeed have a hard time keeping herself in the arched position for any real length of time. This is not exactly something that you can just jump into without prior experience.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No, we felt more like a cheerleading squad. Once you are in position, the motions are simple enough... just like eating a fudgesickle (or moon pie) upside down!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:

My best recommendation for the guy is to get in there quick if you want to get any action. 9 times out of 10 you'll end up on the floor doing 69 by the third or fourth time she falls down.

How long did you last in the position?

5 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

She didn't get too much enjoyment out of this position, she was in too much discomfort.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

I didn't get too much enjoyment either. Probably the worst blowjob a man will ever receive, will be by a woman in discomfort!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

  • Man: Yes, I had no problems to speak of.
  • Woman: No, this position requires the woman to do this intermediate level yoga stance for at least 2 to 5 minutes to get-off even the average 'two-minute' man. But all you 30-second dudes will have it made!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

This position is moderately intimate. After all, it is basically a glamorized 69. Although for most guys it will end up being more of a 34 and a half..

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

  • Man: No
  • Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position is quite artistic and beautiful in form. It does make you feel sexy and youthful in the beginning, but that soon changes to out-of-shape and old when you figure out you really can't do it.

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, this is a position that I have set in my mind to conquer. My partner does do yoga, but she is not quite at the level to hold the arch pose for long enough to do anything. With practice we hope to actually get a good session in we can tell our grandchildren about...

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:

If all else fails, drop down into 69... there is no shame in failing this game!

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Monday, July 28, 2008

The Maiden Voyage

Posted By on Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 3:04 PM

Have you ever had a thing for those well endowed next naked ladies you find on the front of sea boats. These “figureheads” as they were known, were meant to guide sailor’s home safely, but they were often the source of a lot of upper deck jerk sessions.

Today we bring you a position that is designed to bring those fantasies to life:

This position begins with the man seated in a chair. The woman then sits on his lap facing away from him and leans forward just enough to reach behind her and grab his shoulders or upper arms for support.

Pulling her legs behind her, she can now allow herself to drape elegantly forward in the classic figurehead position. Sails ahoy!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a 7.5 for form and a 6 for function.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No, this position is quite self explanatory once you start messing around with it. While it may take a few minutes to get everything set up and working, there is nothing too tricky.

Did you feel like a pretzel?

Were you able to do the motions once in position? No. The motions are kind of a 'make-it-up-on-your-own-as-you-go-along' kind of thing.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

You won't need them.

How long did you last in the position?

10-12 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

She felt this position offered some stimulation. A whole lot of it... no. But enough to get the juices flowing... yes!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

The view of this position is quite enjoyable for those who love nude art/photography. The way her back and neck arch, bosoms hang, hair drapes... it is a rather elegant pose to behold. The stimulation itself... well, not so great!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable?

Were you able to relax?

Man: Quite comfortable and relaxing.

Woman: I was surprised to hear that this position was actually quite comfortable. It provided a good stretch, and made her feel beautiful.Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

Yes and no. The position itself is a bit distant. You can't read her facial expressions, hear her sighs, or touch each other as readily as other positions allow. However, with the use of a mirror that can all change.Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: NoWhat did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

Most of us have an artistic side to our sexuality. This position was less about the slam and the bam and more about appreciating the figure and form of my partner. There is something about this position that brings out the Romeo, who is usually held down by the Ozzy Osbourne.Did she reach orgasm?No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/AWould you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes we would. For me, I sometimes get so lost in the sex itself, that I forget to actually look at the beauty in the process. This position offers an easy reminder for what attracted us to our partners in the first place.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

This position is a whole other world when done in front of a mirror!

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Cross Your T and Dot Her Yoni

Posted By on Fri, Jul 18, 2008 at 2:16 PM

Every once in awhile a position comes out whose soul purpose is just to see if you can do it. While not a traditional position, this one does promise some good tales around the bar stool.

This position begins with the man in a handstand with his hands on the floor and torso leaning up against the bed (facing the bed). The woman then sits on the edge of the bed with her legs wrapped around his waist.

Now it is up to the woman to help her partner achieve penetration while in this very compromising position. Once penetration is achieved, both partners can wrap their legs around each other for support and wiggle n' gyrate.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

6.5

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, this position takes balance, coordination, and communication to achieve penetration. If you are lucky to get this far, it will take even more communication to figure out how to achieve any stimulation. This is a two part puzzle.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Yes, this position messes with your head as you are not only upside down, but turned 'bassackwards'.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Nope... that is all part of the experience. Actually, it is the entire experience!

How long did you last in the position?  5 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  There was not a huge enjoyment factor on her behalf. The penetration was shallow, the movement limit... and the view from her angle wasn't so great either.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Not much enjoyment here either. There is a brief moment of excitement once your in position, but it quickly dwindles once you realize there's not much more to it.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Hell no, this position isn't comfortable. And since I am not particularly comfortable with my bare ass being stared at, I was subconscious of this situation the whole time.

Woman:  She just sat there looking rather distant, perhaps there was a sort of relaxation going on there, but I would more appropriately classify this as boredom, and there is little the guy can do to liven things up.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, this position is as far removed as masturbating in two separate rooms, grunting and moaning to each other through two cans of tomato sauce tied between a rope. This is the definition of angry sex... heaven forbid if the man has had a bean burrito within the past day or two.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position felt awkward, cold, uncomfortable, distant, and unsatisfying as a whole, but there is a brief moment of pride that comes with its initial accomplishment. This is sex for sport... not pleasure!

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  No... once you've been there and done that you won't want to go again. It's kind of like the movie Titanic... once you know the ending, there is no reason to go back and experience it again.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  Try it once, then twirl yourself around and do it the normal way!

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Namaste's Delight

Posted By on Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 10:55 AM

The flexibility and balance that Yoga offers can be utilized in many Kama Sutra positions, and the one we are about to introduce to you today is no different. Namaste's Delight begins with the woman on her back and the man standing above her head.

The woman then takes her legs and swings them over her head until her knees are resting on the floor along side her ears. She should be curled up in a nice round ball with her “yoni” blossoming directly in front on the man to his  great delight.

The man can now enter her and commence to making love with a feverish frenzy of humps and hoots.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

8.5, this is truly a beautiful position.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No... with a little flexing on her part, she was able to curve around to this position without too much trouble. The only requirement for the guy is to be in good enough shape to at least hold his own weight while standing.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Yes, this position does make one feel like you are in a pretzel, but the motions are none-the-less quite easy to accomplish.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  She is going to have to be flexible, or you are going to end up with a partial ball, which isn't quite as much fun and the penetration isn't as deep. If she hasn't stretched like this in awhile, don't go into it cold, let her warm up a bit before you commence with the fun.

How long did you last in the position?  12 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She did find the angle and depth of penetration very enjoyable. Her only complaint was of the view... my A$$. But you can't win them all.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position gets me horny just thinking about it.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  This position is quite comfortable and relaxing for the man.

Woman:  No, this position is not particularly comfortable for the woman unless she has some yoga/gymnastic background

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Oh yeah, she is going to get an eye full that only a proctologist could appreciate. Seriously though, this is an intimate position that allows you both to explore up close and person some of those “parts” that are sometime not as convenient to get hold of. But a word of warning, the sight of a “sh!# ball” can really break the mood, so clean your rears good before you get started.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  If you are an butt and thigh man, this position will treat you to her entire rear end and you can stare at it the entire time without getting any dirty looks from her. She'll be too busy staring at your own ass, err trying to ignore it. The angle of penetration not only makes your partner moan, which is very enjoyable to thine ears, but it also makes her seem as tight as a fresh virgin to your Johnny (or close to it anyway).

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes.

Did he reach orgasm?  ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, this one of those gems that shakes thing up in the bedroom and gives sex a whole new perspective. The standard positions are all quite boring once you really start to incorporate Kama Sutra positions such as this into your daily playtime!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  I said it before and I'll say it one more time... wash that A$$!

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Parrot

Posted By on Thu, Jul 3, 2008 at 6:04 PM

There are many uses for a good solid chair and sex is probably the most fun that you will ever have with one. The trick to chair sex is to look beyond the standard “sit on me” and “bend over” positions.

The parrot begins with the woman doing what we have all been told not to countless of times by our parents. Sitting on top of the back of the chair with her feet on the seat.

With the man standing behind her holding her waist for support, she is then instructed to slide down the back of the chair until only the back of her knees are hooked around the top and her bum is hanging freely.

The man can now proceed with penetration, which may require him to lean the chair back slightly. This is a balancing act of sorts, but if you get it set just right it actually requires little strength.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

9.5... yup, the most fun you'll have with a chair!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No. As long as you are using a good solid wooden chair, there should be no problem.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, and the motions all came quite simply

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Well, obviously as soon as she slides down the back she is going to begin to fall back, so this will be a test of the trust in your relationship. Missing her would sure be funny, but the next couple of weeks masturbating alone wouldn't be!

How long did you last in the position?  15 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, this position was a definite turn on for her and the different angle got me into some hard to reach spots that she seemed to really enjoy.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  The view is beautiful and the action can be as wild or tame as you like it. This position is all the man. She can't rock back and forth and mess up your rhythm as they sometimes do with the regular dog. She is on a rack with nowhere to go but wherever you want her to. It doesn't get much better than this!

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  This position is incredibly comfortable. If you get a good balance on the chair, it actually takes very little effort to keep this one going.

Woman:  At first it is fairly comfortable, but it won't last forever. Eventually the chair will start to dig in the back of her knees and put her feet to sleep.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  This position lends itself to the man becoming a pleasure hog for his own gratification, but if your partner gets off on that kind of thing, it will be a big turn on for her too. There isn't much partnership or communication going on here, so the guy may have to do a little cuddle time in exchange...

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position is very raw and crude. It separates the touchy-feely stuff and gets straight down to the sex. Having her balanced on a chair makes it easy to pull her onto you, which also makes for some intense pounding sessions. This is a real treat for the guy who likes a$$.

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes, two.

Did he reach orgasm?  ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, we would most certainly do this position again. While it is certainly not something you would do too often, it breaks up the usual standard positions and gives you options in several other areas of the house you may not have thought of before.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  Make sure the chair is sturdy. We found this out the hard way!

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Friday, June 27, 2008

The Invisible Bed in the Alley

Posted By on Fri, Jun 27, 2008 at 11:57 AM

The back alley is a dirty place to get it on, so some of you public boinkers are going to love this one. This position begins with the woman kneeling in front of her partner, holding her torso up by her arms which are placed behind her. Her hands should be the only part of her body that gets dirty if you do this right.

Keeping her elbows locked, the man steps in, lifts her legs into the air, and either supports the underside of her knees, or places her ankles around his neck. Her torso should be parallel to the ground, as if she is floating above an invisible bed. Her yoni should be in direct contact with his member by this point and penetration is the next obvious step.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

8.5... this is a sound position in a snap!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, as Kama Sutra goes this one is fairly simple.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, this position is very natural and lends itself to the standard missionary.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Check for glass and cockroaches on the ground before you settle in...

How long did you last in the position?  10 minutes...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She loved it. I had good control of her button, she has good control of her hip thrusts... no cockroaches. All was right with the world.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Yes, this position feels awesome!

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  This is a rather comfortable position. She is holding half her weight, so any strain that may typically be on your back with this type of position is cut in half. The guy could last all night, it is the girl who is going to be the problem.

Woman:  While it may feel good to her. There is a time clock ticking once she locks her arms, tightens those triceps, and she is hanging in mid air by only the skin of her palms. Her arms will inevitably start shaking, and if she is no where near climax, it will be break time. She's gonna have to pace herself unless she goes by the name Mrs Olympia.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  This position borders on intimacy. There is no face to face connection, so reading each others pleasure meter will be mostly through sound, which if you are outside will need to be kept to a minimum unless you like an audience with cellphone cameras. The whole experience however is intimate in the fact that the danger of getting caught builds a sort of comradeship that just can't be duplicated in the bedroom.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  She did have sore triceps the next morning.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The environment plays a big part in this position. If you are at home... to tell you the truth it doesn't feel a heck of a lot different than the normal missionary (wheel barrel) on the edge of a bed. But in public, this position is exciting, thrilling, risky, intense, sexy, and fulfilling!

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes

Did he reach orgasm?  ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, this one will need to be a little shorter.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Hell yes... we want to experience this position on the beach (no sand in your crack), lakeside, trampoline, by a winter stream, a summer stream, our backyard, front yard, rooftop, an elevator, a Las Vegas bus stop...

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  No... you can't go wrong here as far as I can see

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Piggy Back Boink

Posted By on Thu, Jun 19, 2008 at 6:44 PM

Everybody loves a good piggy back ride, and this one proves to be one of the best a man could get. To properly execute this position, both partners need to be in the standing position, with the male “rider” facing towards the woman's rear end.

The woman now must embrace herself against a wall or equivalent to prepare for the man who must literally leap up onto her back, wrapping his legs securely around her for support.

If she is able to handle his weight, he can now slide down her rump until she is able to guide his manhood into her yoni. Once the man is securely inside, she can either stand still or walk around, whichever she chooses, while the man humps away to his (and hopefully her) delight.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

9... this is a hoot!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, this is not an easy position to achieve. There are a lot of factors that play into this, the mans weight and the womans strength are among the most important.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  I felt like a cartoon character from Roger Rabbit. The motions come naturally if the woman can handle the mans weight. If you can get traction on her thighs with your feet, things can really get spirited!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I highly recommend not exactly leaping on her, as this may be just the straw the breaks the camels back. It is better to use a stool or something similar and climb up on her back and gently settle yourself so that she can get use to the weight. I also recommend having her use something to give her support, such as a counter, bed board, sink, etc...

How long did you last in the position?  10-15 minutes... I can”t exactly remember as time flies when you're having fun.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She is not a huge fan of doggy style sex, so when she says it was “not bad”, that is indeed a compliment to the position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position was incredibly satisfying. I was a piglet in manure... and yes, a little pig grunting was quite apropos.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  There is nothing relaxing about this position. The testosterone is pumping, the heart is racing, and you got to be on your toes (literally), so she don't throw you off!

Woman:  It was most comfortable as long as she supported herself against a sturdy object. When she tried to hold me freestanding, that's when things got uncomfortable.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, this position is a lot of fun, but there is very little intimacy shared between the couple. It is pretty much a slam, bam, thank you ma'am. Perhaps if you tell her that you love her once before you jump on her back, then once when you jump off, you could call it moderately intimate.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The erection was quite intense from the moment of penetration. I would say that I could have been a 2 minute man, hadn't I paced myself for the long haul. There is no worrying about what faces you make, or what spicy language you use, you just hop on and let nature take its course. There is something really beautiful about that.

Did she reach orgasm?  …A small one (but it counts)

Did he reach orgasm?  ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I tried...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes... yes, I would certainly do this position again. It produced one heck of a climax, and was intense from the first minute to the last. Very few positions are quite this exciting right out of the gate.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  If there is a weight issue that is making this position impossible for your partner to handle your weight, it is quite possible for the man to use a sex harness to put gravity on his side and still get the same effect. You may have to alter a few straps and such, but “if you build it... you will cum!

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Friday, June 13, 2008

The Bamboo Shout

Posted By on Fri, Jun 13, 2008 at 12:57 PM

Here is a very advanced (oral) Kama Sutra position that will certainly take some balance and dexterity to accomplish. It begins by the man performing a headstand against a wall, holding his weight by his arms. He can then carefully lower himself down to where he is supporting part of his weight with his head and neck muscles.

The woman can now slide in, placing his head between her legs and then place her own head between his. The two can now pleasure each other with the succulent taste of each others nectar. The man and woman can also swap positions during play to give the man a rest.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

3... you'll see why!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  I had some difficulty getting into position, yes.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  This is a similar helpless feeling to being tied up in knots like a pretzel. I was definitely not at my best form when it came to working my oral magic. This position lends itself to an immediate discomfort and lack of oxygen that is just not conducive to planting your face in your partners muff for several minutes without a snorkel hanging out of her ass.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  It is easier to climb a wall to a headstand with your face pointing towards the wall than it is to flip around using a front somersault. The problem with this however is your partner must then squeeze between the wall and your face to get in the correct position. Since I couldn't muster the courage for the flip, we went with the squeeze play.

How long did you last in the position?  2 minutes... she was against the snorkel idea, so we had to cut it short!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  The position didn't do a whole lot for her.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Very little enjoyment. As Confucius once say, “Strong 'wood' cannot a man make, but a man cannot make “wood” if he is hanging upside down in a tree.” It is all a matter of simple hydraulics!

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  No,  Man (especially man) is just not meant to hang upside. Balls just don't feel right hanging up!

Woman:  She was comfortable, but also bored.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, I see this position as similar to that of a bad boob job. It's all for the look, but doesn't add a whole lot to the action... but then again, one persons bloated jugs, is another's golden globes... so this stroke just might be considered intimate for some folk.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position gave me a slight headache, made me sick to my stomach, drained my mojo, softened my “wood”, scrunched my balls, and wounded my inner child! Other than that, it was terrible!

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  No! Read all the above again and if you still don't understand, try it for yourself.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  Putting the woman in the upside down position seems to work a lot better in my opinion

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