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Comment Archives: Stories: Blogs & Columns: Vodka Yonic

Re: “Dropping the (Ben Wa) Ball

Not feeling shy.

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Posted by FEELING SHY? on 12/05/2017 at 7:58 PM

Re: “Dropping the (Ben Wa) Ball

Creative Loafing, I say you're encouraging sexualism.

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Posted by FEELING SHY? on 12/05/2017 at 7:56 PM

Re: “Gone Fishin'

Most shark attacks occur in 3 feet of water.

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Posted by The Plain Truth on 04/30/2015 at 10:14 AM

Re: “Festival Fits

rock music fests are garbage - check out Americana/Hippie fests, they're the best, and there's lots and lots of women !!!!

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Posted by Cubbiebear on 04/16/2015 at 10:29 AM

Re: “Goody Two Shoes

Yikes... is this satire?

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Posted by John Josef on 02/08/2015 at 1:12 PM

Re: “The Blame Game

Dear ODB,

You're right. I was too quick to trust that a seasoned reporter and Rolling Stone's editors had done their jobs. I was wrong to take their reporting and fact-checking at face value. And for that, I apologize.

Kim Green

Posted by Kim Green on 01/24/2015 at 2:13 PM

Re: “The Blame Game

Addendum:

Looks like Rolling Stone's leadership has recognized the backlash it received for its sloppy reporting, and has removed the "our trust in her was misplaced" line from their apology, and has taken at least a modicum of responsibility for its own sloppy methods and unverifiable narratives.

Meanwhile Charlotteans wait for CL and Ms. Green to do the same.

Tick. Tock.

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Posted by ODB on 12/08/2014 at 9:09 AM

Re: “The Blame Game

So Ms. Green, how does it feel to be riding the Duke Lacrosse Part II lynchmob bandwagon?

Hopefully your retraction and apology (it's coming out this week, right? RIGHT?) will express a modicum of personal regret on your part, as opposed to Rolling Stone's statement that threw "Jackie" under the bus ("we have come to the conclusion that our trust in her was misplaced" - WTF?) without acknowledging the reckless, incompetent and legally actionable methods used by its writer and editors.

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Posted by ODB on 12/05/2014 at 11:13 PM

Re: “Maiden Voyage: To Take the Hubby's Name or Not

I know several professional women who use their maiden name professionally and their husband's name personally. I hear things like "it matches the diplomas on the wall".

My wife has a niece, and we have a daughter whose husbands took the bride's name. The niece's marriage endures, the daughter's lasted about a year. I assume he has changed his name back. She has three children and the youngest, age 7, is offended that his sisters have a different last name than he does. We have to watch him because he tells new people the wrong last name.

Posted by Ferris on 12/01/2014 at 11:54 AM

Re: “Unacceptable Loss

Tina my heart weeps for your loss and I understand your pain. My son committed suicide 2 years ago and I lost my other son to an illness when he was just 21. Ours is a tribe I hoped never to be a part of.

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Posted by frankie on 08/28/2014 at 6:57 PM

Re: “Take a Look at Me Now

Pretty cool story thanks for sharing!

Posted by Yvonne Roberts on 07/17/2014 at 11:15 PM

Re: “Far from the tree

Nice article.good insight,but save it for your therapist please.i cant believe creative loafing would print this.how bout actually being creative and write about an issue that involves all of us in the community and not a full page rant about the authors father? get productive woman.stop bitchin to the public about your dad.go on dr phil and tell us something useful to help make everyones life a little better,not drag us down to your issues with daddy.thank you

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Posted by jimmy t on 06/18/2014 at 8:48 PM

Re: “All my mothers

I cried the entire way through. This is beautiful and made me hug my mother so much tighter.

Posted by Leslie BabyTeeth Carrillo on 05/13/2014 at 11:08 AM

Re: “Safe Sexting

Have you ever wondered what is on the bulletin board in the break room at NSA?

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Posted by DLP on 10/16/2013 at 7:43 AM

Re: “My daughter, the asshole

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Posted by Mr. Jake Carson on 10/15/2013 at 11:52 AM

Re: “Dropping the (Ben Wa) Ball

Completely hilarious, informative, insightful and really well written - who can ask for more from a column?

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Posted by John Grooms on 10/10/2013 at 11:02 AM

Re: “Dropping the (Ben Wa) Ball

This makes me laugh so hard!

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Posted by Mamawipe on 09/18/2013 at 11:25 AM

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