Q: Hey I can't find my favorite columns in the paper -- Savage Love and the Advice Goddess. Did you idiots cancel that good stuff?
A: No, we didn't cancel that good stuff. Readers used to seeing Savage Love and the Advice Goddess in the Arts section of the paper, don't fret. We moved both columns to the back of the paper -- this way it will be harder for church groups and soccer moms to find our prurient content!