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Friends with violations 

And toys found in the dresser

I'm a 26-year-old single bi woman. Sometimes my roommate/best friend and I have drunken threesomes with men. We've had some great one-night stands, but recently we slept with a man I've been sleeping with over a period of months, my "friend with benefits." I shared my FWB with my roommate because she wanted to have sex, and I shared my roommate with my FWB because he wanted to experience a threesome. I told my roommate that I wouldn't like it if she slept with my FWB on her own, and I told my FWB we should have discussed having a threesome before it happened. We went out drinking another night, I left early, and they wound up sleeping together. I was upset with my roommate, because she knew how I felt. But I am disgusted and angry with my FWB because he had to "work" to convince my roommate to get her into bed. I have forgiven my roommate, but it's hard to blame these two friends for hurting me because people make mistakes when they're drunk. Still, this whole ordeal has made me reconsider my friendship with my FWB. He thinks we're just friends, but I have now realized that I have deeper feelings for him. I've been pretty open with him about my feelings, but he hasn't shared how he feels. Can I continue being friends with my FWB? Or do I need to break off my friendship with my FWB because I actually want something more with him?

Best Friend Fucker

I had to read your letter three times to figure out who did what — and I had to shorten it considerably (and edit for clarity) — and honestly, BFF, I'm still a little fuzzy on the violations. But I think it goes like this: You asked your roommate not to fuck your FWB in your absence despite having already invited her to fuck him in your presence and your roommate went ahead and fucked your FWB anyway (violation #1), and you told your FWB that a threesome with your roommate without prior discussion was a misdemeanor so he should've known that initiating a twosome with your roommate would be a felony but he went ahead and twosomed the shit out of your roommate anyway (violation #2).

Taking your questions one at a time: Can you continue being friends with your FWB? That depends on what your roommate means by "work." If she means your FWB overcame her initial reluctance to fuck him solo with some flirty talk and assurances that you wouldn't mind, then, yeah, you can continue to be friends with your FWB. But if what your roommate means by "work" is that your FWB coerced her into having sex, you shouldn't want to salvage a friendship with that rapey POS.

Do you need to break off your friendship with your FWB because you've realized you want something more from him, i.e., a committed relationship? Someone in a FWB arrangement wanting to be more than friends — boyfriend or girlfriend or nonbinaryfriend — is the leading cause of death for FWB arrangements. And while normally the friend who wants to keep things casual is the one who ends the arrangement, BFF, if you want more and you know he can't give it to you, or if you fear you can't trust him around current and future roommates, then feel free to end it. But if you really like him — despite the violation and, emphasizing this again, only if the "work" he did on your roommate wasn't coercive or rapey — then go ahead and ask him to upgrade your FWB arrangement to GF/BF relationship.

What can your FWB do to mend this? He can apologize to you and your roommate and toss his dick around more considerately in the future. What can you do? You can try to see this for what it was: Two people who'd already fucked — two people who fucked in front of you at your invitation — got drunk and fucked again. You can choose to see that encounter as a violation that requires drastic retaliatory measures (friendships ended, leases broken), BFF, or you can choose to see it as the messy denouement of an ill-advised/rushed threesome that you set in motion.

What does it mean when you find a pair of tit clamps in your "vanilla" boyfriend's dresser?

Told Him I'm Not Kinky

It means he's the pope — what the fuck do you think it means? It means he owns a pair of tit clamps. It could mean he's slightly less vanilla than he's let on, THINK, or it could mean he has a kinky ex who left a pair of tit clamps behind, or it could mean he got a pair of tit clamps as a dirty Secret Santa gift and isn't phobic about being perceived as even slightly kinky so he tossed them in a drawer without a second thought.

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