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My boyfriend of almost two years broke up with me yesterday over the fact that I used to be an escort. He went through my e-mails and saw that I was answering ads, putting ads up, sending photos. We had been planning a future together, and then this happened.

I know I either should've told him about my past or shouldn't have succumbed to temptation. I started doing this again because I got fired from my job and couldn't find anything. I was so in love that I didn't mind staying at home waiting for him all day, doing everything to make him happy. But I couldn't support myself. Then a friend recommended that I start escorting again. And then this guy e-mailed me saying he would give me $3,000 to sleep with him, and I couldn't say no.

I can't eat, sleep, or even do anything. All I want is to hold my boyfriend and to be held. How do I make things better? I am disgusted with the person I am and feel so dirty.

No One Real To Hold

I don't want to salt your wounds, NORTH, but your boyfriend didn't find out that you "used to be an escort." He found out that you are an escort. Even those of us who believe that sex work should be legal, and that sex workers shouldn't be stigmatized, also believe that a sex worker's romantic partners have a right to know about the sex work. Just as people have a general right to know when their partners are sleeping with others, sex workers' romantic partners have a right to know about the sex work -- and consent to it -- because it places them at heightened risk of sexually transmitted infections.

There's probably no salvaging this relationship. The scale of the betrayal is just too great, NORTH, and your efforts to shift blame -- it's your friend's fault for suggesting you get back into sex work, it was that guy's fault for offering you $3,000, it was your boyfriend's fault (!) for occupying all your time (?) -- demonstrate that you have yet to take full responsibility for your actions. You would need to do that, NORTH, at least that, before your ex could begin to think about taking you back.

Finally, NORTH, if doing sex work makes you feel this way -- ashamed and dirty -- please stop doing sex work.

What's the etiquette for having sex when you're a guest in another person's house? Friends spent the night and shared some passion. I don't have a problem with this. However, this was period-sex, and I was left with bloody, sex-stained sheets. Am I wrong to be annoyed? Can I ask them to replace the sheets?

Hostess With The Menses

Your guests had to know -- if your sheets were a bloody mess, so were your guests -- and they should have offered to replace your sheets. You're right to be annoyed. If you believe your friends are selfish and inconsiderate -- if you think they didn't care about they mess they left for you -- confront them, ask for replacements, and cultivate other friendships. But if you know your friends to be deeply sex-negative, HWTM, it's possible they were so mortified by the mess -- evidence that they'd had sex! -- and were paralyzed by shame. If that's the case, let it slide, buy your own replacements, and cultivate other friendships.

The etiquette for having sex when you're a guest in another person's house goes like this: Polite guests do not leave a bloody, spunky, or santorumy mess for their hosts to clean up. Staying in the guest room and desperately horny? Sounds like the perfect opportunity for an extended -- and tidy -- oral-sex session. Staying in the guest room and want to fuck? Fuck on the desk, fuck standing up, fuck in the shower. If your partner is one of those only-in-bed, only-on-my-back types, lay a towel down on your host's sheets -- or, better yet, a couple of your own T-shirts -- and fuck away.

Thoughtful hosts purchase dark sheets and towels for guest suites. And if guests leave a towel on the floor of the bathroom in a neat little ball, toss that towel in the wash -- with extra bleach if the towels are white -- without unfurling and inspecting. Be warned: An unwise host who unfurls a balled-up white towel may find herself staring at what looks like the flag of imperial Japan.

And if your guests are courteous enough to strip the bed before they leave, those balled-up sheets go straight into the wash, too.

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