Grandest Opening That Maybe Could’ve Marinated A Little Longer
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It felt like the gods of conspicuous consumption had finally smiled upon us, and throngs came to worship before the golden calf of a Kate Spade outlet store. But there was trouble in paradise. Over 100 shops teased opening, but the promised bargains weren’t ready for prime time. As well, the food court tenants were still coming soon, with only Chik-fil-A on-hand to serve hungry shoppers. What’s that you say — “Overhyped and underamazing?” Silence, infidel! A dozen parking lot dings for thy insolence!