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Think you get junk mail? Below is a tiny sample of the mail received in our Letters to the Editor mailbox last week.

Attention Cable TV Viewers
--Delia Lamb

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Forth/Fifth month you will notice an increase in penis size of up to 4 inches, plus a increase in Girth (Width) of 20%, plus all the benefits of the first month.

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-- Armando Eastman

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-- Kelly

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