Nelly Keeler
Tax Accountant
"Depends on how loud their music was playing when the crime was committed. The boomier the bass, the longer the sentence."
Jason Surratt
Financial Analyst
"No, we should have compassion for our troubled youths. Except if it's Lenny Addams. That little shit used to take my lunch money in fourth grade, so I say fry him."
George Manapoulias
Contractor
"Yes. It's only by cracking down on today's young thugs that we can avoid the, umm, old thugs of, um, tomorrow . . . or something like that."