BRITNEY HAS A BOY
Just think: if he inherits mom's musical talent and dad's fashion sense, he could be the next Kid Rock!
NEW, REORGANIZED US AIRWAYS ANNOUNCES IT'S BRINGING BACK FREE PRETZELS FOR COACH CUSTOMERS
We can bring our own pretzels. How about six inches more leg room?
JURY DOESN'T BUY FORMER WADDELL HIGH PRINCIPAL'S STORY OF BEING BEATEN BY GANG MEMBERS
What's this country coming to when you can't blame everything on Latino gangs?
NEARLY 80,000 PEOPLE SHOW UP FOR THE NEW MALL OPENING
We hear it was so crowded the city had to dispatch extra shepherds to handle the throng.
GASTONIA KIDS GET SALMONELLA IN ETIQUETTE CLASS AT SWANKY RESTAURANT
Actually, they were sickened by the sight of their teacher drinking from the finger bowl.
RENEE ZELLWEGER FILES FOR AN ANNULMENT FROM HER MARRIAGE TO KENNY CHESNEY, CITING "FRAUD," SOMETIMES USED IN ANNULMENT CASES AS A CODE WORD FOR STERILITY
Just because the tractor's sexy, it doesn't mean the engine's running.