For a maddening experience, there's nothing quite like hanging on to a phone for what seems like eternity and listening to elevator music coupled with repeated recordings that sound something like, "Please hold for our next available representative." Urban Autumn Productions feels your pain, but unlike you, they are making the most out of their minutes by finding the humor in customer service support. The result is Thank You For Calling Customer Service, a 1.5 hour-long show that focuses on the many joys of touching that dial. Automated prompts, wrong transfers and broken accents are just some of the many offerings you'll want to hold for during performances at Carolina Actors Studio Theatre. For more information, call 704-804-9343 or visit www.urbanautumn.com/plays.