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TO PASS IT QUICKLY YOU ARE BOUND: An unknown suspect threw a potato though the bedroom window of a west Charlotte woman's home. A motive is also not known at this time. Most likely this is another incident of a hot potato game going horribly awry. Play responsibly, people.

THE STONER: A man, possibly from the third century, threatened bodily harm on another individual by waving rocks in the air, insinuating his victim was in line for a stoning. Then the man put down the rocks and picked up a broom and waved that in a threatening manner. Then he put down the broom and tried to stab the victim with a kitchen fork. The victim was not injured in the incident, which means he's not really a victim.

WATCH YOUR S#@!: After receiving 12 calls, enough was enough for a local woman, who finally told her caller to stop. He responded: "We gonna tear your car up. We gonna key it so you won't even know it. If we see you, we might run over you with the car ... You better watch yourself and keep your shit covered because if you don't, your shit is gonna get in trouble." The woman said she is afraid for her safety and probably for her "shit" too.

NOT JUST A SALAD DRESSING: In the dangerous Hidden Valley neighborhood, a 17-year-old woman approached another young lady and announced her intentions: "I want to fight you," the pugilist said. She proceeded to punch the victim in the mouth before the victim could respond, "I want you to fight me."

BLAME IT ON THE FURNITURE: A sofa and mattress were unwitting pawns in a larger chess match between their owners. The sofa and mattress were found slain in front of a woman's home, presumably cut in half by the woman's special friend with whom she was quarreling. The woman's Playstation was also stolen.

THREAT OF THE WEEK: A woman did not like the way her new husband was treating her son. Step-dad said: "He's my stepson. I hit him upside the head when I want to and I will hit you upside your head," Nonsensically, he added: "You need to keep my damn name out yo mouth" and "You're damn right you don't know me."

Blotter items are chosen from the files of the Charlotte Police Department.

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