Leave the kids at home tonight, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical is raunchy comedy at its best. This hilarious spoof on the 1978 adult film is brought to you by the Bare Bones Theatre Group and stars Heather Leanna, Kristin Jones and Greta Marie Zandstra. Laugh your ass off remembering the good ole days when oversized mustaches were all the rage and porn movies had a plot. March 27-April 12. $15-$20. Duke Energy Theatre, 345 N. College St. 704-372-1000. www.blumenthalcenter.org.