"He's a famous athlete, right? The only time I see any golf is when my hubby has it on. I do know he's got a real pretty blonde ladyfriend. All those golfer guys do."
"I'll probably watch it on TV. Is it on TV? I'm not going to pay $100 to stand beside some guy pounding beers and yelling 'you da man!' after every shot. I can do that at home."
"Tiger in the woods? That kinda thing's on the news all the time now -- they get 'em with those tranquilizer guns. Why in hell somebody would want a tiger for a pet is beyond me."