Maybonne Smith
Librarian
"Actually, I think all sports teams should have Native American names -- especially lacrosse teams, since we stole the sport from them."
John Hauser
Investment Adviser
"Sure, and while we're at it, let's not use animal names either like Colts. Or colors, like Browns. Or regional names like Yankees. Hell, let's kowtow to everybody and not name "em anything."
Mary Collett
Sales Manager
"What's wrong with Indians or Braves? I can see changing "Redskins" -- I mean, you might as well name the team the Scalpers, or the Savages. Or hey, I've got one: the Trinket Monkeys. But we shouldn't do that."