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Who looks weirder, Democratic US Senate candidate Erskine Bowles or Republican gubernatorial candidate Patrick Ballantine?

Paul Thornton
Gym Manager
"Definitely Ballantine. He's got a look on his face like a baby sitting on a hotplate."

Chante Dodson
Tax Attorney
"I like him, but it's gotta be Bowles. I mean, look up "pencil-neck geek' in the dictionary, and there's his picture."

Mary Cannon
"Ballantine reminds me of this little bug-eyed boy used to live across the street, and Bowles' head looks like a light bulb, so I guess it's a toss-up."

Landon Miles
Laundromat Owner
"I'd say Bowles "cause his glasses make him look wall-eyed -- kind of like Jesse Helms but, like, not a goober."

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