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Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Swing

Getting into the position:

Begin by sitting face to face in bed with the womanÕs breasts pressed tightly against the manÕs chest. The lovers should lock heels behind each other's waists and lean back while clasping one another's wrists. Then set the swing gently in motion. This is "Dolita" (the Swing).

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

I would give it a 6 for both the effort involved and its level of fun.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
 

Yes!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
 

I would say that a pretzel fits the description of this one perfectly.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

It is easiest to get situated while in the cowgirl position. Then when youÕre ready, have the woman slide down between your legs and then you can clasp ankles around each other, grab wrists and start teetering around like thereÕs no tomorrow É

How long did you last in the position?

We lasted until we both almost fell off the bed for the third time.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

Not bad, as it actually gives slight clitoris stimulation.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
 

IÕd say not too bad É but not too good either.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: I was comfortable for three minutes. My testicles, however, were beginning to fall asleep (could just be my own problem though).

Woman: She was only slightly comfortable and relaxed.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?

Yes, this is definitely a romp through adult toyland with all your best goodies and cash prizes up for grabs and display. You are staring right at each other most of the time and working as a team. It was probably the most childish fun IÕve had since I was 9 years old around the back of my neighborÕs tool shed with my school bus crush, Angie Hansen.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No.

Woman:  No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

The position felt like one of those spring-loaded playground characters you can bounce and teeter on. It feels stimulating, but since you canÕt move your genitals much once you are locked together, it is not a really intense position by any means. But it is still fun!

Did she reach orgasm? No

Did he reach orgasm? No!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes I would. It definitely breaks up the monotony of day-to-day sex play and I think it has some real possibilities.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
Guard rails for the bed? I also think that you could vary this particular position with a few other Kama Sutra gems, such as Churning of the Cream to create one world-class nut- and ovary-busting experience! And in this case, the ÒbustingÓ would be a good thing!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Wrestler

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
While I would say it actually has the possibilities of becoming a solid 8, I had to give it a 3. Unless your partner is a contortionist, this position is very hard to negotiate.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Yes we did!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
The male should have no problems getting down on bended knee with his readied Òdog.Ó It is the woman who will probably barely be able to grab her ankles while on her belly and pull them up far enough to get the ÒdogÓ anywhere near her Òsesame seed bun.Ó

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
I have a couple of thoughts here. The man can actually help the woman by pulling up on her feet in order to help her grasp them. Chances are, however, if she couldn't get her feet up there in the first place, she wonÕt be able to hold them there long. This poses a dangerous situation (it is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!).

How long did you last in the position?
Didn't ever get started

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):
No, she did not care for it, but she did find it rather funny.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
I actually did not enjoy this one either.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: I was comfortable, but also very sexually frustrated during the act.

Woman: She gives the big thumb down to both questions.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?

No, this position actually seems to pull you apart as a couple and force you to concentrate on yourself rather than the enjoyment of each other.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, I actually received a small bruise on my forearm when she lost her grip on her ankle on one occasion.

Woman: No complaints ...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

The position felt like having sex with a blow-up doll with its hind legs tied behind its back and several quarter-sized holes drilled all over its felt vinyl exterior. Every time I had it lifted and in position, it would deflate and fall (along with that of my expectations and swelled manhood).

Did she reach orgasm?
No

Did he reach orgasm?
No way!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
You know, I was actually quite excited about trying this position -- "was" being the keyword here.  While I would like to think that I would try it again, I am actually slightly afraid of getting injured on this one. In my opinion, spring-loaded feet, an exhausted woman and the delicate male testicle just do not mix!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:
No... this one is pretty much hopeless for most!

Position: The Orisson

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
Yes! At long last we finally have a solid 10.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No difficulty getting into position, but the building of the contraption to raise my partner safely was ("safely" being the key word here) but that's a whole different story.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
The motions were all quite simple É so I would say I felt most like a vanilla yogurt pretzel going in for its dip of creamy sweet yogurt goodness.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:
There are no recommendations for getting in or out of position, but I think this is a good place to talk about the construction of the harness necessary for the position. The basic contraption can either be purchased commercially or hand made. If you build it yourself, it should cost you about $50. You will need several feet of high tensile strength rope, a pulley, a comfortable harness or netting, and a sturdy beam from which to hang it.

How long did you last in the position?
20 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):
A solid two thumbs up!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
Ditto.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: I was comfortable, but once the games begun I would say that there was not a whole lot of relaxing going on ...

Woman: She was very comfortable and relaxed.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
Yes, this is a very intimate position and due to its delicate nature and execution involves a lot of trust. Because the male lies down with his partner dangling over him while pulling herself up and down upon his member, this says nothing but TRUST! As a woman strung up in a rather immobile and vulnerable position with a very excited and intense partner living out his most wild and vivid fantasies through her É TRUST!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No.

Woman: No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
It was a culmination of several dreams coming true. ItÕs as close to making love in a zero gravity chamber as most people will ever get. In addition, you can try all of your wildest fantasies and dreams without the need of he-man strength to hold your partner.

Did she reach orgasm?
ÒYes É yes É oh, oh yes ÉÓ

Did he reach orgasm?
Yes!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?
I actually had to work to keep it going as long as possible.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Oh please let me live long enough to experience this at least once more! It really has to be experienced to know the pleasures that it can give. What are you waiting for? It certainly isnÕt going to build itself and your in-laws probably arenÕt going to help you either!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:
Have fun. Play around with each other and try as many different positions as you can imagine É you never know what is going to feel good!

Position: The Curving Knot

On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 is horrible and 10 is sexual nirvana):

IÕd give it a 5, because while I wouldnÕt call it a great position, it was quite entertaining and "therapeutic" to try to negotiate.

Difficulty of getting into position:

If youÕve spent the last five years predominantly in either standing, lying or seated positions, you will probably have difficulties getting into this one. But on a positive note: It is really just the legs, arms and entire portion of your upper torso that get in the way of execution by any major significance!

How long did you last in the position?

Why, I almost lasted all the way to the emergency room, but my partnerÕs legs, arms and torso once again got in the way of proper (driving) execution. OK, OK, truth be told É I never even got started. My mind was on other things, like how I was going to get out of the position!

Enjoyment once you were both in position, for the woman:

It was good for a few laughs.

Enjoyment once you were both in position, for the man:

Ditto.

Short Answers:

Was it relaxing?

Man: NoÉ

Woman: NO!

Did you feel like a pretzel?

Felt more like a two-headed puppet being worked by a 5-foot corkscrew in our rear! In other words, very little room for any motions other than bobbling and sliding back and forth.

Would this be considered an intimate position? Why or why not?

I would most definitely call it an intimate position. You have to coordinate and work with each other's "private utensils" in order to get yourselves safely into position. It is an intimate exercise of working together as a team with the common goal of sexual satisfaction.

Are you aching or sore?

Man: No.

Woman: My rear end had a little rug burn on it.

What did it feel like? (50 words or less):

It felt to me like really good foreplay. It was rather visually appealing to see your partner sprawled out in such a vulnerable and exposed position, but frustrating to not be in any position (literally) to do that much about it. Hence the word "foreplay" rather than "sex-play."

Did she reach orgasm?

No

Did he reach orgasm?

No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

N/A

Would you do this position again?

Looking back over the adventure, I definitely wood (pun intended) be game for a second try! I think with a little practice and creativity this could become a rather mutually agreeable position, mostly because it equally involves both parties during execution, which is a very rare situation to find É in any book!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Wheel

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
I would give it an 8, while my partner gave it a 3 É

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
Heck no!

Did you feel like a pretzel?  Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
The beginning position is actually quite comfortable. It starts off in the typical "cowgirl," but then turns into an "Exorcist-meets-Alien" kind of motion, as the woman attempts to spin around in a circle while also maintaining a healthy genital-to-genital connection.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
Quite simple to do!

How long did you last in the position?
We lasted about 10 minutes, but only because my partner was too tired to continue her "rounds."

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 
She didnÕt enjoy it so much. She said it was more like working out than making love. She was also afraid of kicking me in the head.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
I must say that I did rather enjoy it!

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Absolutely! With a bowl of popcorn and a warm bag of gummy bears, I could have watched the show all day!
Woman: ThatÕs a "no" on the first question É and a "HECK NO" on the second!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
No, it seemed as if we were both in our own world of thoughts. I was admiring the view and trying to keep a straight face at her difficulties, while she was busy coordinating her body to rotate, gyrate and stimulate Ñ all without beheading her mate!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: Her legs were burning a little the next day.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
It was like making love in a new position every second Ñ the beautiful scenery of her body was constantly rotating and changing. I would also say that it was like having a giant metronome passing over my head, bringing with it a small, yet exhilarating element of danger.

Did she reach orgasm? 
No

Did he reach orgasm? 
Close É very close

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? 
N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
Yes, I would. In fact, I have already begun washing the dishes and cleaning the bathrooms in hopes of gaining her favor to give it another try.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable? 
Well, the guy has it made on this one. It is the woman who may want to train for several months in preparation of the endurance necessary to make a real go of it!