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Name of Kama Sutra Position: Splitting the Bamboo

Getting into the position: The man begins the position seated above the woman with his legs "split" around her waist. While the womanÕs body is held erect and still, the man guides his manhood into her yoni and proceeds to make love to her.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
This was a very surprising 9.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
Yes, there can be a fair amount of difficulty getting into this position. The trickiest part will be getting the "pony" into her "yoni" while seated on top of her with your legs "split" (spread). But rest assured, it is entirely possible if you stay focused on the task at hand.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
I felt exactly as the name suggests É a stick of splitting bamboo with one heck of a ÒsplinterÓ in between.  The motions are not really described well in the book, so it takes awhile to find your footing (literally) and decide exactly what motions fit with the stance.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
No, you are kind of on your own with this one. I donÕt really remember the secret of getting connected into this position, but once youÕre in, the getting out is the easy part.

How long did you last in the position?
20 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 
She had several toe curling orgasms.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
I had one gigantic orgasm and about 15 minutes of tantric sex, riding the edge of orgasm. It was awesome!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Not particularly comfortable at all.
Woman: Yes, as long as I did not put all my weight onto her legs.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Yes, this was very intimate. I think it is best described as a bit of a role reversal. You have the man on top with his legs spread performing prescribed motions while the female is rigidly seated enjoying his reactions. There is an untold intimacy allowing each other to experience sex through the eyes of how the other must see it.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
Because this seems to be a role reversal, all I could think of during its motions is that this is exactly the experience my partner has when she is making love on top of me. It was a strange thought and feeling, but rather erotic at the same time.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes, the clitoris stimulation is unmatched.
Did he reach orgasm? Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? 
Yes, perhaps a bit; but I wouldnÕt change a thing.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
Yes, tantric sex, or otherwise being able to hold an orgasm for extended lengths of time, has long been something I have wanted to master and it would appear that this position might possibly help teach its technique.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
DO NOT sit on your partner and put all your weight on her legs as some illustrations would thus seem to describe because you will crush her. You also need to be very open to the experience, as it is very different from the usual, but worth it!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Tortoise

Getting into the position: The woman and man sit face to face. The manÕs toes should be caressing his partnerÕs nipples (yes, you read this right). Her feet are firmly pressed against his heart as they make love holding onto each other's hands.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
I gave it a 3, but mostly due to its cute name.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
I cannot even imagine getting into this position and actually consummating it in any possible way or fashion. I would definitely have to see it to believe it!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
I felt like pretzel dough that has just been twisted around and shaped and then balled up tightly and slapped on the table to be reshaped all over again.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
I seriously doubt that many people will be able to successfully pull this one off É but if you do? Heaven help you getting out of it.

How long did you last in the position? 
We played around with this position for about 10 minutes of solid laughing.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): N/A
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): N/A

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: N/A
Woman: N/A

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Well, perhaps a little bit ... but mostly because of the laughing and having a good time together. If the appendages would have somehow connected together to allow actual intercourse, there would have been quite an intimate feeling of team work and accomplishment.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: I had a little rug burn from this one.
Woman: Her inner child was the only thing scarred with humiliation.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
The position felt like trying to have sex in one of the most impossible positions that anyone could ever think of. I have attempted to think of something even more impossible and could only come up with doing it in an armored suit in a puddle of super glue.

Did she reach orgasm? Yeah right!
Did he reach orgasm? No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
No. I think that this position is better left unsaid and undone. There are two kinds of sex positions in this world, those that are meaningful and pleasurable and those that are well, just plain stupid!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
Nope, he says with a hysterical laugh!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Coitus of the Gods

Getting into the position: The position is described as both the man and woman lying flat on a surface with their appendages, hands and torso directly overtop of one anotherÕs. Clasping each other's hands like two starfish making love, the lovers press their chests together and stretch out their thighs and arms while mimicking and complimenting each other's motions.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
This position is a mediocre 6.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
The feeling of a gingerbread man comes to mind rather than the pretzel. The motions are very simple to perform and were, in fact, so simple that I became rather bored of its execution after about É well, a minute or two.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
You shouldnÕt need them.

How long did you last in the position? 
We lasted about 5 minutes before we became bored and decided to move on to something else a little bit more exciting.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes, very enjoyable.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I would say that it is actually a great way to get warmed up for some real action.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: I could truly have fallen asleep in this one É and I donÕt necessarily mean that entirely in a bad way. There is a sense of warmth, comfort and safety in this position.
Woman: She described it as being very comfortable and satisfying.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Yes, I would say that this is an intimate position. I cannot think of another position in the book that has more direct eye and skin on skin contact. The lack of motion and physical pleasure was made up by its magnitude of emotional intimacy.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
The position felt like we were making snow angels in bed. The feeling of my partner's body enveloping mine brought about an intense feeling of unity and passion wrapped up into one double-sided gingerbread man with Òdouble-stuffÓ icing smeared in between.

Did she reach orgasm? No
Did he reach orgasm? No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? 
I think it would take a while to have an orgasm using this position alone.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, we will most definitely do this position again. I can really imagine it on a cold winter eve embraced under a bear skin rug next to the fire keeping each other warm!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
It is what it is É and quite frankly I canÕt think of any way to bring more pleasure without taking away from the unity and intimacy of its basic and simple embrace.

Name of Kama Sutra Position: Apadravyas

Getting into the position: The man rubs his manhood with wasp stings and then massages it with oil as it begins to swell. It is then prescribed that he let it dangle through the bed for 10 nights using a cool ointment to soothe the pain and swelling. After the 10th night, with the bonus of a rather enlarged manhood, he will be ready to make love to his woman.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
1

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
I did not actually do this, but its interesting nature at least deserves an honorary mention.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
I would highly recommend first asking your partner before punching a hole into your box spring (or water mattress). Some women frown highly on such an action and you will find yourself rather alone with one heck of a John Holmes replica (and nothing to do with it). Perhaps between the couch cushions would be an appropriate resting place in todayÕs world of orthopedic mattresses and memory foam.

How long did you last in the position? 
N/A

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought it sounded creepy.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Probably couldnÕt think of anything much other than the pain.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: N/A
Woman: N/A

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
OK, any man willing to put himself through such lengths to enlarge himself for the pleasure of his woman is incredibly into her and her needs and should be either congratulated or committed to an asylum.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: My manhood would never be the same if I did, in fact, come out of this in one piece. The scary part is some men of India are said to have lived their lives using this method in order to stay enlarged. I think I would rather take my chances with the pill and pump option.
Woman: She would be just fine and dandy!

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
Now while I have never done this, I have thought about it quite extensively. I think it would simulate having your manhood slammed in a car door, put through a meat grinder and then seasoned with a few dashes of salt.

Did she reach orgasm? N/A
Did he reach orgasm? N/A

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
I would hope I never even THINK of this position again!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
Use the pump and pills instead. DonÕt throw your sex life away, young Kama Sutra grasshoppers!