Wednesday, February 7, 2007

The Couch

Posted By on Wed, Feb 7, 2007 at 6:04 PM

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Couch

Getting into the position: The woman is instructed to draw up her knees while the man positions himself over her. Trapping her thighs in what is described as a Òtight knot,Ó he saddles her and rides her buttocks to all the way to orgasmville!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
Slight difficulty. You will have to play with this one a bit to understand exactly what they are talking about with the Òtight knot." IÕm not even sure if I got it completely right ... but if what I did was wrong, I donÕt want to be right!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
This one is a bit like a pretzel, but thankfully all the motions come naturally.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
When you are ready, you will find a way out!

How long did you last in the position? 
10 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes, she liked it.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I liked it too!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Not all that comfortable, but youÕll be enjoying yourself so much that you wonÕt even notice.
Woman: Yes, fairly comfortable.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Yes, and while I wouldnÕt exactly call it ÒCasanovaÓ intimate because it tends to play out more like an albino squirrel hopped up on Viagra, there is a deep passion and desire that is unleashed through its primitive motion.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
No, but it sure does give the legs a good workout.
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
This position is very similar to the standing rear entry position, with a lot of the same feel and intensity. It has the additional bonus of face-to-face interaction and connection, which will make it easier to read your lover's pleasure face and react accordingly.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes.
Did he reach orgasm? Yes.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
Absolutely I would, again É and again É and again É and again É  It makes a great substitute ÒdogÓ when the female partner is suffering from rug-burnt knees. Although then she will have to watch out for a rug-burned butt!


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