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Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Bee (Bhramara)

Position: The man takes hold of the womans feet, holding them into the air, while penetrating her “yoni”. The woman then begins to circle her hips, allowing the mans penis to circle deep inside. Th man can vary the depth by arching his back, giving her more room to pull him inside.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

In view of the man, I give it a 2... while the little lady gives it an 8 and a thumbs up.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, it is not the getting into the position that is going to get you... it is the staying in the position when you know that are similar, albeit better ones you could be doing (The lotus, wheel barrel, etc.)

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  There are no twists and turns of a pretzel and the motions are doable.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Well fellas, that is going to be your responsibility to talk your way out of this one once you start it. It actually allows the woman excellent G-spot manipulation which will put you in the dummy's seat (and I'm talking about like a John Holmes a blow up dummy). You really know you are in trouble when she starts to manipulate you like a mannequin and speak to you in the third person.

How long did you last in the position?  7 minutes, 34 seconds and a few milliseconds past. It was that bad that I was actually keeping track!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, very enjoyable

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Hell No, not good... Not Good!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  No, this is definitely not a particularly comfortable position, holding her legs in the air. It gets a little tiresome in the shoulders and there is not enough pleasure going on to help you forget about that.

Woman:  Yes, she would say that it was moderately comfortable... but not relaxing. I G-spot orgasm was so intense that it gave her a calf cramp right after.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  NO... as mentioned earlier... the man becomes somewhat of a sex doll and the woman has the tendency to phased him out and concentrated on her own pleasures... Kind of like what some men do I suppose. Did I just say that?

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position will probably leave the man wanting to grab her legs, pin them between her ears and screw her through the mattress pad! But at the same time, while she's wailing and moaning, you also feel like you owe it to her to do her thing and orgasm before doing that. Trust me... LET HER FINISH! Have you ever taken the bone away from a pitbull?

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes... an amazing one.

Did he reach orgasm?  No, not during this particular position anyway.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, she actually moved to an orgasm rather quickly.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Sometimes we have to scrap dog doo doo off the heel of your boot to keep from spreading it over the carpet and getting yelled at... and sometimes you have to thoroughly cook a juicy steak before you can savor it and not die a slow painful death from mad cow disease... I think you get the point. If you don't, you're probably not married... and if you are married, you probably won't stay that way long without getting it.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: No, you will either love it or hate it...

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Ass (Gardabha)

Position: With the woman's feet set  well-apart on the ground, she bends, placing a hand upon or around each thigh. The man then takes her from the rear and does what could only naturally come next! A heap of pumping and grinding.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  This position has a good solid 8 rating. I would give it more, but it is not particularly one of Kama Sutra's more technically well thought out positions... but then again, sometimes the simplest things are the most enjoyable..

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  I am fortunate to have a flexible partner who is able to bend over far enough to get the full effect of this move. If you have a less flexible one, I suspect this would turn into a standard “dog”, but actually there would be no complaints there either!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  She felt a little pretzel like... but any guy that can't grab hold of an ass and pump it, should probably give up sex completely anyway.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I would surely hope you would not need this... and if you do—see answer to question above!

How long did you last in the position?  10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, she seemed to be enjoying it!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Oh hell yes. - I love the Ass...both figuratively and literally.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  Absolutely comfortable

Woman:  Yes, it was basically comfortable, but she complained a bit about the head rush.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, most definitely not. If you do this position right, all the guy will be intimately involved with is an ass... and the woman a pair of swinging balls (or ball, depending on your situation).

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  Nope

Woman:  No she wasn't

Did she reach orgasm?  Yes she did

Did he reach orgasm?  Yes I did

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, our session was actually cut short due to an overly excited state by yours truly.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Oh yeah!!!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: I say a parking lot, miniskirt, and pumps (I'm talking about the ones on the feet) would heighten the experience for those with a streak of exhibitionism. It is just too bad it is illegal in every state in the United States... so that means that back alleys, dark corners of the club, parks, train station restrooms, tree houses, pontoon boats and department store fitting rooms would be out of the question, too (wink, wink).

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Slide

Position: Stepping away from the traditional Kama Sutra by a little bit, we find a position that is a variation of “Splitting the Bamboo”, but places the woman in control of most of the action. To accomplish this, the woman lies on top of the man, with her legs open to allow penetration. Once her partner is inside, she can close her legs and begin to slide her body up and down against his. This position will polish her “gem” and pubic bone like none other.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  This position has a scream factor of 9.5 for women and and enjoyment level of listening to those screams of a 7.5 for men.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, this one should work out just fine for the average “tofu dog” sized male.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Absolutely no pretzels or awkwardness of any kind during these motions.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  If you follow the directions given, you should be just fine... and yes, if the motions get a little wild and the man's appendage falls out, you are going to have to go through the steps again. Do not try to put it in while her legs are still closed unless you were one of those kids who liked to cram the square blocks into the circular hole at pre-school.

How long did you last in the position?  15 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, very much!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This was definitely better than average.

Short Answers:

Man:  You are not going to get much more comfortable than laying on your back with a heavenly naked body draped over yours.

Woman:  Very comfortable, although complained of arms getting tired after the first 5 minutes.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Yes, this was an intimate position. The body is tight against each other as you share spit and sweat in a frenzy of intimate passions. The woman lets herself go and does not worry about being prissy or messy, she just goes for it and does exactly what gets her off.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  Yes, my public bone was actually a little bit sore the next morning

Woman:  She concurs with the pubic bone ache... but she's not complaining!

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position has the same tight sensation on the shaft of the penis as a good hand job (or a mediocre blow job). There is plenty of sweat produced, since the bodies are so close together and you will probably end up making your own “Slip n' Slide”. But it will be the best one you've ever ridden on.

Did she reach orgasm?  …YES!

Did he reach orgasm?  Yes I did...

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, this was was probably a little quicker than usual.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Hell yes... just try and stop me!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: On second though... maybe a little oil and rubber sheets would take the sliding action to a whole other level of danger and pleasure!

Name of Position:  Tonkin Delight

Position: The woman lies on her back, with her legs open and her knees bent. The man slides his legs underneath hers, lifting her hips slightly and then penetrates between her legs. The man can easily reach her abdomen to caress and kiss.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This position makes a sad 4... and I give it that much only because I popped my back during its execution and that actually felt pretty good.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, this one is a bit more difficult than it sounds in writing.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  What motions? The man is completely immobile like a stump with two arms. The woman can't do too much either since she is about as mobile as a turtle rolled over on its back.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  First off, if you have any amount of a belly, you might as well roll it up and slap it over your partner's goodies, because that is where it is going to need to go. And if this sounds a bit uncomfortable... you would have to try it to realize just how uncomfortable. If you are built like a washboard, you are still going to have to contend with your hamstrings if you haven't given them a good stretch for several years.

How long did you last in the position?  3 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  No

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Hell No

Short Answers:

Man:  No, there is nothing comfortable about it. It is about as comfortable as giving yourself a hummer... and I would almost bet my life that it doesn't even feel as good!

Woman:  Yes, she looked rather relaxed. The only discomfort came when it was time to get “going” and she realized that she was about as paralyzed as I was.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  NO... I can almost find intimacy in almost every position, but this is one that is so damn frustrating that I would say I have had more intimate moments bent over cutting my toenails.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The position is best described as a slave being propped over a torture device naked, with a beautiful woman laying naked in front—taunting you, but there is nothing that you can do about it.

Did she reach orgasm?  …NO!

Did he reach orgasm?  N-O!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I didn't stick around long enough to find out, but I would make an educated guess and say yes it would...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Never again shall this position cross the confines of our bedposts. This is one of the most frustrating and uneventful positions that has ever been slumped over a log and beaten with a dead sloth!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: There is absolutely no salvaging anything out of this except for your pride—and the only way to do this, is not to even try it in the first place!