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This position begins with the man seated on the edge of the bed or a chair and the woman saddled over top his lap. Gently lean her back until she has both hands on the floor and is balanced. The man then pulls her torso towards him, while she walks back using her hands. Clenching his knees, the man helps support the woman, while she can also use his shoulders to place her ankles on to keep from sliding down. Once you have reached this base position you can do a few fun things, but we are going to start with the oral warm-up.

She will be in a nice little position to try a few of her favorite toys on her as well as give a good French kissing to her second pair of lips!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

I give it a respectable 8...

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Their will need to be a fair amount of strength and balance by both parties to safely get into position. But the good news is once you are finally there, it is fairly easy to “hold the fort” so to speak.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  There will not be too much of a pretzel feel and the motions become simple once you've achieved the base position...

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Hold her tightly once she starts to orgasm... her arms will start to give out and the worst possible way to get out of this position is having her fall on her head. You'll be on the couch with the fleas for no less than a week!

How long did you last in the position?  I'd say a good seven minutes or so.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She freaking loved it once she got past some of the complaining of the blood rushing to her head... once the blood started to rush to her other “head”!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  It was a big turn on for me to see and listen to how turned on she was becoming.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Not real comfortable or relaxing, but definitely sustainable.

Woman:  Not comfortable at all, but the pleasure should keep her mind off the discomfort once the real fun starts...

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Oral pleasure in inherently intimate in itself, but this puts the lady in a rather compromising, dare I say even S&M-like, position. The man has all the control and she must trust him as well as he must trust himself to get a little crazy and allow this position to reach its fullest potential.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position is a practical porn classic, so there were flashbacks of such scenes going on in my mind throughout the action. It brings out the natural animal, as there is no room for being shy or inhibited once you have your lover in a handstand with her crotch in your face!

Did she reach orgasm?  …A “huge” one!

Did he reach orgasm?  No... but I was rewarded well later on...

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  She warmed up quickly and reached orgasm in no time!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes I would. I am a very firm believer in “If I do you, you do me right back”. Women love oral sex just as much as us men, so you've got to play fair.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Yes...  in (Part II) of this position, I will be covering that!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Stag

The basic maneuver of the Kama Sutra positions known as “stag,” involve rear entry. In this particular version, the man penetrates his partner from the rear. The catch is that he must lift her off the ground and then proceeds to lift her up and down upon his manhood. The man may choose between grabbing either her thighs or buttocks to successfully complete this motion.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

It's quirky, it's unique, it's fun, it's a seven!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes... men other than He-man, the Hulk, Mighty Mouse, the Bionic Man, and Pee Wee Herman may need a hand at getting their woman up off the ground. Pee Wee of course does not even need a woman (baddum bum).

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No pretzel. The motion can be a bit tricky at first.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Near the end of this adventure I realized how much easier this position is when the woman is doing so much as grabbing the corner of a wall. Unless your woman is a 110-pound Victoria Secret model, or midget from the circus, she is going to eventually get a little heavy to swing around on your schlong (or shlort - whichever the case may be.).

How long did you last in the position?

Five, maybe ten minutes depending on whether you count the trials and errors.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought it was “okay”.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I thought it had some potential although I lacked the finesse to properly execute it to its fullest enjoyment potential.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: This was in no way comfortable and relaxing and in fact you should prepare to be in for a world of discomfort and pain mixed in with the pleasure.

Woman: She has it made... it is basically a little horsey ride with a “bonus” package.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This move has a tinge of intimacy attached to its seductive, manly motion and intention. The problem is once the flight or fight response kicks in from the exertion, all intimacy goes out the door and is replaced by the man just wanting to “get off” before she falls off!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, a slight overall burn throughout the body.

Woman: Nope...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position was a combination of the best sex I'd ever had and the worst masturbation. It felt good and was a definite turn on, but there is very little control I had over my orgasm... it seemed to be guaranteed to either be too soon or not soon enough before the fat lady sang.

Did she reach orgasm? …No, she did not have enough time to pre-heat the oven.

Did he reach orgasm? Yes... I was the only one in this venture.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? There is no “usual” when it comes to a move such as this. Be thankful for even getting her off the ground and a few good strokes in.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Does a Bear screw in the woods? Hell yes, I would perform this position again. It is the kind of motion that makes a man feel like a man and a woman feel like an overinflated sex doll!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Practice makes perfect. The more you do this position the better you will get at it and the more control you both will have over giving each other pleasure... amen!

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Svastika

Position: The woman begins this position sitting erect on the floor. She then extends her left leg to the side as the man scoots his loins between her lovely legs. Wrapping her right leg around his waist, she pulls him in as close as she can  and crosses her ankles over each other. The man who is hopefully able to achieve penetration during all this, mirrors her position and clasps his ankles around her waist. The couple is then instructed to go at it with each other like two ballerina's at an all girls dance camp... well, okay, I made that last part up.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This is a solid 6

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, there can be a slight difficulty getting in this position if you haven't seen your toes, much less touched them in a few years. While not the most flexible chap in the world I was able to pull it off, but I wouldn't say it was easy.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  I felt more like a little teacup short and spout!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Well, obviously you are going to have to begin to achieve penetration before any ankles can cross...

How long did you last in the position?  5 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  No.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  No.

Short Answers:

Man:  It was not comfortable at all and not exciting enough to keep my mind off of the discomfort...

Woman:  She was not comfortable either.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, this is more of an “lets see if we can actually contort each other in this way and actually still achieve penetration” kind of position. It is more of a novelty, than an actual sex position in my opinion. There is just not enough movement and stimulation to get any real intimacy going!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  Hamstrings were perhaps a bit sore

Woman:  Hamstrings sore... and a little rug burn on her rump.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  Mentally, I was entertained for the first minute while we were contorting into position and then the final 4 minutes was spent thinking of a new position. Physically my loins were rather excited to achieve penetration as we moved into position. Unfortunately, once they realized that was the most exciting part of the position, they bailed on me!

Did she reach orgasm?  No...

Did he reach orgasm?  No...

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I think Jean Claude Van Dam would have a better chance at a hit movie in the coming years than I would have orgasming in this position!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  No, I can't see me thinking, speaking, dreaming, talking, or even reminiscing about this position ever again. I like to have a lot of motion and action with my sex and this particular position leaves little room to none to even wiggle or shimmy in place, much less watch TV or even prepare your taxes.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Tip her over on her back and pile drive her like a plunger in the backed up stall of an all-you-can-eat steakhouse in Arkansas... but don't put it to her that way!

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Unified Lovers

Position: In Kama Sutra, it is not considered wrong to make love to two women as long as the second woman is a “Nayikas”. This could be considered a maid, woman twice married, or a woman who is known to have been enjoyed by many men (a.k.a. public woman).

The man is instructed to close his eyes so that he will be forced to ask himself which woman he is touching? Whom he is kissing? And whose yoni he is enjoying? The classic position, is the two woman lying on their back, hip against hip, legs raised. The man then trades blows back and forth between the two women.

In which one of these hoe's... his member soon blows... neither woman knows!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This is a pure and simple 10 through and through.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  The real difficulty here will be talking your partner into such an arrangement.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Now this was a true feeling of being entwined in a tangled mess of many arms and legs

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I can only offer one bit of advice here... pray, pray, pray, and then pray some more that you WON'T be able to get out of this position!

How long did you last in the position?  I drew it out for a full 55 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, there was a moderate enjoyment, tied in with a little bit of jealousy.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Need you even ask?

Short Answers:

Man:  This was by far one of the most relaxed and natural positions I have ever been in!

Woman:  Twist everything that I just said above to the exact opposite.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Well, yes and no... in the very sacred term of intimacy, you definitely feel as if you are betraying the  trust and commitment you normally share when making love with your partner. On the other hand, sharing an intimate moment that is normally shared between just two, has its own morbid sense of intimate vulnerability.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position felt like combining the joy of a normal sex session and multiplying it by two! Just like the renewed excitement felt when a couple switches to a different position while having sex, imagine that with the combination of a different touch, smell, vision and sensation of a whole other woman!

Did she reach orgasm?  …The “public woman” did anyway....

Did he reach orgasm?  Yes... one and a half.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I tried... oh, I tried!!!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  I would do it again in a heartbeat, although I do not think that my next chance is going to be within this lifetime. It is AMAZING making love to two women. It really does double the fun... and the orgasm. I would describe this position as one sure fire ways to get a man to have multiple orgasms.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Perhaps... three women???