Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Oprah is evil ... and not just because her book picks are schlocky

Posted By on Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 12:16 PM

Folks as dull as Married With Children's Al Bundy and as learned as some book editors have long suspected that Oprah has formulated a secret plan to take over the world. But even they never suggested Oprah was the tool of Satan.

Enter Don't Drink The Kool-Aid: Oprah, Obama and The Occult by Carrington Steele, who is described in this press release as a former magazine editor who "embarked on this journey to bring true enlightenment to the world for her Lord Jesus Christ":

This book will show you that what we have here is deeper than the first glance. This is part of a long, calculated plan. Not necessarily on the part of the key players, but orchestrated by one who has been around since the fall of man. What you have here is evil doctrine, persuasive and subliminal techniques, sudden rises in power and even the latter day peace alliance, formed by one of the New Age gurus profiled in this book. The pieces of the puzzle are coming together.

You can buy it here, or if you can't wait for shipping, you can buy the e-book. The book isn't available on Amazon, which, of course, is probably yet another tool of the Antichrist.

(Oh, and I don't know how Obama figures into Oprah's plan. But we already knew he's a Satanist.)

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