Friday, March 14, 2008

Paris needs a best friend

Posted By on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 at 11:02 AM

As thrilling as this Depp/Denzel-a-thon is :::yawn:::, I'll have to interrupt it for something more interesting...

Paris Hilton needs a new best friend. You too could become famous for no reason!

Just think, maybe you'll get pregnant before marriage like Nicole Richie or make a sex tape like Kim Kardashian.

You can audition here. Just one more sign that the world is slowly coming to an end.

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